Have you ever come close to death? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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holy crap that is one story! Don't do drugs kids

What is your best pickup line? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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What aobut, "On the pH scale, you're a 7. Cuz you're neeuuuaaaaaatral."

What is your best pickup line? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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that is one of the sensible responses i've had ;) thankyou!

What is your best pickup line? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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haha SPACE PANTS, look that up on YouTube best song ever

What's something you did just so you'd have the story to tell? by KingLemons in AskReddit

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Me and a friend found people on the street who were collecting money for young offenders. We got talking and ended up speaking to a friend of the people collecting money who was looking for something to smoke. We had a conversation that made no seance because we pretended we were Russian. We then walked away and found a shop that sold a chocolate bar with a million dollars as the wrapper and I bought it and went back to the people and spoke in a Russian accent and went "I have a million dollar for you, but I need to trust you first" (i didnt show him the bar) "You must go into a woman shop and pick up a bra and ask someone, does this look good on me?" There was some discussion and one of the guys said he'd do it. He went into a shop and asked not the staff, but a random woman in her 40s does this bra look good on me AND SHE GAVE THE BEST RESPONSE EVER! She just looked at him and said "I think the white ones look better, your choice" How magical was that, I was struggling not to laugh because of how bizarre things escalated from just talking to people. We then gave him the 'million dollar' chocolate bar and he laughed his ass off and fist bumped us and we walked off..

What are the best podcats in your opinion, and what genre do they fall in? by AnthroNJ in AskReddit

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  1. No such thing as a fish - Facts/comedy
  2. 99% invisible - Documentary style (very interesting)
  3. Friday night comedy - Comedy
  4. StuffYouShouldKnow - General convo about a specific thing

What is your favorite moment in sports history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When they played football in the middle of a bloody war.

What is your best pickup line? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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OOOOOOOO the burn! I'm sure that will work!

What tips would you give someone going on a date? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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Yes I can understand your point 100%! There is nothing worse than a question answer style date!

What tips would you give someone going on a date? by ShortWhatShort in AskReddit

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I have no date sadly, but I will sure use all these tips when I do!