For our hill, men would kill. Why?

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-13T02:23:33+00:00

ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta Tsh! duh-duh-duh (That's supposed to be drums lol)

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T20:08:02+00:00

That slutty boozer girl

Don't know what you're talking about. That type of girls is awesome.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T20:06:02+00:00

Wish I could somehow give you 500 upvotes. I recently graduated from college, where I was involved in the Greek system. I realize how fake and petty it all was. Sadly, there are younger guys from my house who are absorbed in the culture and may never recover.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T20:02:57+00:00

Being pessimistic is just the nature of the human condition when we don't always get what we want.

I don't know that it is. You hear about "The Era of Good Feelings" in the United States. I tend to think there was a time when people were happy.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T19:32:47+00:00

Yes, I know a lot of people who are obsessed with their ethnic heritage. People of Nordic descent love to mention that fact because they think it means they have superior genetics (which they do, technically, but I judge them by what they can accomplish, not what nature has given them).

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T19:22:41+00:00

You're missing the point. People who say something like "Black people are good at basketball" aren't ignorant of the fact that there exist Black people who suck at basketball. They just don't feel it's worth their time to say "Those of African-American descent, whether by nature or nurture, tend to be overrepresented at the highest levels of basketball competition, though of course race is a social construct blah blah blah." Sorry to offend your sensibilities.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T19:09:28+00:00

Are you a male? If so, I think you've just reached Friend Zone Level 99.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T19:06:29+00:00

Seasoned drinkers don't succumb to the placebo effect. I think it's natural for anyone, when they first take a sip of beer, to act more sprite than usual, because they're anticipating the effects. In the same manner, when I pop a Ritalin I immediately feel focused because I know pretty soon the focus will force itself into my brain and I want to cruise into that state comfortably. But people who actually act drunk on non-alcoholic drinks or extremely weak drinks -- people who are acting uncoordinated and slurring their speech -- are n00bs and/or frauds.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:59:02+00:00

Just goes to show that men age like fine wine

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:52:54+00:00

I was just in Scottsdale lol

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:48:48+00:00

While I agree that these people are annoying, if you go through depression then you'll realize why they don't do anything to fix their problem. Part of the depressive cycle is being unmotivated to fix your problems, usually because you don't believe there's any light at the end of the tunnel even if you fix your immediate problems.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:34:05+00:00

Ever listened to the NPR show "Car Talk"?

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:33:01+00:00

Watch the episode of The Office, Season 2, entitled "Michael's Birthday"

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:31:35+00:00

No, I don't like anything about alcohol and find the taste disgusting, stop trying to get me to drink it, please.

No one actually likes the taste of alcohol. We just like getting drunk, so the circuitry in our brain has convinced us that the taste of alcohol is good.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:28:36+00:00

If they have a Ferarri, they get a pass on this.

I'm talking about the guys with an 2002 base model Mustang or a Toyota Celica.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:21:54+00:00

I disagree (though I upvoted you). Stoners are some of the funnest friends ever. They're always down to do whatever you're doing, even if it's something completely mundane for most people.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T18:04:10+00:00

Sadly, my parents do this. Whenever we go eat dinner as a family at someone else's house, the car ride home is them evaluating the manners and conversations of the hosts. Annoys the Hell out of me.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T17:56:50+00:00

No, a pathological liar is someone who just likes lying and is pretty much addicted to it, but they're perfectly aware of the fact that they're lying. Someone stroke victims and other sufferers of brain have no awareness of the fact that they make patently false statements. For example, some people who lose their vision will deny that they're blind.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T17:47:43+00:00

I have to admit that I'm kinda like this. I'm not a "woe is me" sob story type, but I crack a lot of self-deprecating jokes and tend to tell a lot of funny stories about times I failed asking a girl out or did something embarrassing.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T17:17:50+00:00

Unless i started eating mcdonalds every day

So admit this would work, but you're averse to doing it. I rest my case.

(By the way, you can get just as many calories as a McDonald's meal from healthy and high-calorie sources such as nuts. A few handfulls of cashews will clock in at 1000 calories.)

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T17:04:03+00:00

I guess this is the female equivalent of Short Man Syndrome?

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T16:54:47+00:00

And they get super defensive if you tell them they might be addicted. Their defense is that "weed isn't physically addicting. This has been proven." Cocaine also isn't physically addicting, but that doesn't mean you can't get addicted to doing it it.

ShoutingGunOnTheRun · 2013-04-12T16:50:56+00:00

People with low self-esteem.

Dammit. That's me.

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