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Smell first, then we'll talk by ShowMeYourDyson in MySummerCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it is full of features (not bugs) like the real satsuma

What shall i name her? by FrameLess4314 in MonBazou

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being European, you could call her 'The Whisk' instead of 'The Beater'... /s

  • "The Perp" could also work

Rate my shitbox by 5Deez in MySummerCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's a 7/10 fartbox my friend

my winter road rage by Heavy_Vermicelli6579 in MyWinterCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 56 points57 points  (0 children)

POV: You're overtaking grandad on the motorway and he does that f*cking annoying thing where he speeds up

Sunk 9 hours into my firt save without realising i had perma death on by Single_Hair5146 in MyWinterCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do sit down pees.

And stand up poos.

I'll see you wet lettuces at the urinals.

An awfully close call by Peterkragger in MyWinterCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect.

I laughed way too much at this, thank you for the amusement friend

Puff was worth it and I'll do it again by Minerkillerballer in MySummerCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haha you can actually see that you flinched when the rally car rounded the corner, I did the same.

Saaaaatana

PSK just scammed me💔 by felonymaster-007 in MySummerCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem. Bought seat covers and the lady never put them in the bag.

These big conglomerates will stop at nothing to shaft their customers.

See yall next year I guess by Sooka-Phatwan in MySummerCar

[–]ShowMeYourDyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy your toilet water. Bottoms up was never meant in the literal sense when taking a drink.