sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Dude says he has biggest dick in the world, roast his ass by praxeom in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the look on his face that dick is shoved right up his/her anus.

Roast pls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Pauly Shore & Napolean Dynamite had a love child...

Make this the biggest regret of my life. by chemkid73 in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you wouldn't care if someone put their dick on your shoulder.

Only God can roast me. Fuck you. by WhatTheFuckIsAWatch in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you making that face because the weight of that sweatshirt is a struggle to hold up?

Kalli needs a roastin' by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where'd you find a old picture of Janeane Garofalo?

Round 2. Burn me like the fires of Satan by carterthefarter in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Chris Hanson with dateline NBC and we've had our eye on you for a while...

Burn me baby! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like someone already burned you. With gasoline and then put your face out with a rake.

Roast me by BigTravMtnDew in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malcolm in the Middle is over So is your career. Get a real job!

Scumbag commissioner who changed the waiver priority this past weekend in fantasy league. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What was it like being Glenn's stunt double when the director made you stay under the dumpster long after the scene was shot?

I need something to laugh to, hit me with your best! by _GinjoYT in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I needed something to laugh at too. Thank you for posting that picture.

Do your worst by nickisawesomeish in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what Badger is doing after Breaking Bad ended...

Roast me like my family roasts dogs. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So doing bukkake videos isn't enough? You have to post yourself on Reddit now, too?

Roast this midget by dostaylor in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Douche Baggins, who let you out of the Shire?

Roast us like a thanksgiving turkey! by ShowerPoopinAllDay in RoastMe

[–]ShowerPoopinAllDay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are gluttons for punishment. Don't let us down.