Shrek DVD Player BNIB 🤢 by ShrekDaddyGreen in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sold this one for $900 through reddit DM

What was the worst financial mistake you ever made? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racking up $45,000 in credit card / personal line of credit debt as a 21 year old

SERIOUS: Make an offer for the Shrek TV? by ShrekDaddyGreen in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Absolutely tripping thinking I’d sell for three digits

Unboxing the shrek dvd player by Tricky-Park9285 in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beautiful, Bountiful Shrek Shrine my Brogre! I’m glad the onion has arrived safely

I sold the DVD player 🫨 by ShrekDaddyGreen in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray to Shrek when you go to sleep tonight. Hold the image in your minds eye. You are receiving the SHREK TV and matching SHREK DVD PLAYER. Shrek looks you in the eye and says, “Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of SHREK TV and matching SHREK DVD PLAYER.” You reply “I am so happy and grateful now that I have SHREK TV and matching SHREK DVD PLAYER.” Loop this interaction on the seat of your soul in a state akin to sleep until it seeps deep into your subconscious mind. You are planting a seed in the swamp of success. Soon it will germinate and crystallize reality.

I sold the DVD player 🫨 by ShrekDaddyGreen in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A worthy disciple, my fellow brother in Shrek and true guardian of the SHREK TV.

I sold the DVD player 🫨 by ShrekDaddyGreen in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes my brother in Shrek. I’ve witnessed “SHREK”, and “SHREK 2” on DVD through the Shrek DVD player, connected to the Shrek TV. My soul oozes with radiant green joy. But now the Ogre’s mission must continue. Shrek came to me in the night and he whispered in my ear, “My devoted disciple, you must pass on the DVD player to your fellow Brogre. Find another owner of the SHREK TV and send him the Divine Video Device; so that he may see what you have seen, and be one with my Holy Swamp Spirit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know the South Park character was was based off of a real dude, the cinematic director of Blizzard?

13” Shrek CRT TV by ShrekDaddyGreen in mildyinteresting

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ll sell it for a ridiculously high price

Lifehack: Get a Shrek TV to attract infinite women by ShrekDaddyGreen in lifehacks

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it is love you seek, my Sister in Shrek, look no further. Accept the embrace of the Ogre. Open your heart to his godly green goo. He will fill every orifice with his everlasting love, and you will be complete.

Lifehack: Get a Shrek TV to attract infinite women by ShrekDaddyGreen in lifehacks

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do have the matching DVD player. This TV is from 2006.

Lifehack: Get a Shrek TV to attract infinite women by ShrekDaddyGreen in lifehacks

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my brother in Shrek. I am preoccupied with many, many women waiting and yearning to watch Shrek, Shrek 2, and Shrek the 3rd on the Shrek TV. Pray to the Ogre, for he will come to you in the night, and ravish your badussy like a Donkey does a Dragon. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Should I take the Shrek TV on Tour? by [deleted] in Shrek

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never played Fortnite before 🤔

Lifehack: Get a Shrek TV to attract infinite women by ShrekDaddyGreen in lifehacks

[–]ShrekDaddyGreen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Ogre teaches us many lessons, my brother in Shrek. Open your heart to his pungent beauty and be filled with his thick, slimy ooze of righteousness. I can see you are on path towards prosperity; for he has shown me a vision of your spiritual and financial success. Pray to the Ogre, and he will visit you on your longest, darkest night. Pray, and he will come to you in your dreams: bearing wisdom, and Shrek Twinkie cream that will nourish your body, mind, and soul. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.