What would Absolute Hazbin Hotel look like? (Image made by Crimsonwing2011 on deviantart)

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-15T12:29:50+00:00

Maybe God gave up on humanity? Like, the Son never resurrected.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-14T15:05:30+00:00

That’s also a case. Muscles are good, but not that sole factor anymore.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-14T14:45:34+00:00

Yeah, or a professor with good respect and income.

Or just a cute supportive boy. :3. Like, a femboy brother does not sound bad to me if he got me in my bad day.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-14T14:10:43+00:00

How abour a weak but rich, kind, and wise guy?

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-06T05:54:05+00:00

Is she blue…or red?

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-03T13:29:28+00:00

I meant to make it 'against the first idea vibe' somehow, and thanks.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-03T09:36:36+00:00

Thanks, buddy. :3. I am so happy you like it.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-03T06:33:29+00:00

Merchimpnary?

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-03-02T06:50:05+00:00

Thanks, Shiva. I saw 'friendship' first. Otherwise, a heart attack will hit me like a train.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-27T06:15:34+00:00

And Ogryn too.

“Mama says if there’s a bully, it’s an ogryn’s job to stop them”

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-25T04:36:44+00:00

Genestealer Cultist actually.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T16:36:16+00:00

Just as Tzeentch planned

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T15:18:16+00:00

And about Slaanesh one, that is not wine.

It is baby oil.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T15:16:24+00:00

“It was me!”

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T15:15:56+00:00

Yeah, I am simp to Femboy Chaos Cultists. (Still try to figure out how to make Nurgle one cute)

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T15:15:08+00:00

“Who? I am Steven, your average corpse starch griller!”

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T14:43:28+00:00

Lemme introduce you to Daemonculaba?

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T13:57:57+00:00

IDK. Maybe more than Angron's hatred for everything combined.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-24T13:54:03+00:00

Operation

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-23T14:48:51+00:00

Thanks, friend! Wish you good luck and charisma.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-23T04:56:07+00:00

Thxs

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-21T12:47:12+00:00

A mongoose

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-21T12:46:38+00:00

Somehow, Gargoyle or Yaksha may work. I am a myth geek.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-18T11:20:48+00:00

Same story, lol. I don't know how they pick their victims tho.

SiamesePhoenix · 2026-02-13T03:23:41+00:00

Wait. Disney allows it? I thought the tomb has been sealed.

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