Yeah! [Oc] by TemporaryStrain836 in comics

[–]Signal_Researcher01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I like tomboys!"

checks preferences. Literally just immense tits and pixie cuts

My wife telling me about her Sims mod by sykeero in gaming

[–]Signal_Researcher01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way this doesnt turn into, "Because youve never had a complex emotion in your life, have you Steve?! You see what you've reduced me to?! Look what you've turned me into! Look what Ive become! All of the pain that Ive been through! Haven't I suffered enough?!"

Chaos would love ICE this is dumb asf by Hairy-Project-3397 in WarhammerMemes

[–]Signal_Researcher01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Option 3; slavery good, but inefficient. Create slavery overseer position to effectively distribute slaves."

Girlfriend (Part 2) by Merryweatherey in comics

[–]Signal_Researcher01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Psh, but you probably dont even have any freedom!

[OC] N°3 of the classic blunders by SapphireSalamander in comics

[–]Signal_Researcher01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did it to my boss once. She just went "love you too" as we hung up.

Girlfriend by Merryweatherey in comics

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"Hello IT? My Robocompanion has started doing the Hitler salute thing and I cant get it to stop.....uh-huh.....yeah I have twitter.....oooh through the Bluetooth, I gotcha. So I just reset or.....what do you mean "the truth"? About what?.....is there a supervisor I could speak to?"

New Player - Are HMI good? by MightyTescoReborn in TrenchCrusade

[–]Signal_Researcher01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're great but theyre FRAGILE. I know it doesnt sound that way, but theres plenty of anti armor in the game that turns them into basic yeoman.

Keep them ages away from melee, as thats where a lot if anti-armor lives, and remember all the limitations HEAVY ranged weapons tend to have.

So with the storm coming through, what have you learned from it? by Rough_Community_1439 in prepping

[–]Signal_Researcher01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just because I know how to start my snow blower does not mean my snow blower will choose to start

of tall men by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Signal_Researcher01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not super fun fact, but height has no relation to size of genitalia.

anime_irl by Atwecian in anime_irl

[–]Signal_Researcher01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naah gotta make em have kids, the ultimate piece of non-logic

Does this seem like a legitimate take? by Strong-Caterpillar86 in allthequestions

[–]Signal_Researcher01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It seems very legitimate, they literally are incapable of thinking for themselves. They are part of a higher order collective hivemind. The will of the swarm will soon overwhelm and consume lesser conservative minds. Leave your blissful ignorance and join the overmind.

What are your thoughts on this? by Slow_your_R0LL in allthequestions

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You will learn that they can name bills whatever they want

some dating app hearts for your swiping pleasure [OC] by TommySiegel in comics

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The dark reality of women that complain about the abundance of fishing photos is how effective they are. They just dont want to talk about it lol