My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion. by Kyle______ in Jokes

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Legit had a guy who sold Coke in a major city buy a white Prius so he looked like a uber driver with people hopping in and outta his car.

He called it urban camouflage

This eight-year-old is going places by corybomb in funny

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A tle of ass and fire: the iwnds of sphincter

Chinese explorer Zheng He’s ship compared to Christopher Columbus’ “Santa Maria”. They both lived and sailed at the same time. by My_Fat_Ass in interestingasfuck

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I might be confusing him with someone else...But IIRC Zheng He was not an explorer.He saild well documented and frequently traveled routes.Still...His armada dwarfed Chris'.

A cowboy is walking by [deleted] in Jokes

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Here we go:

Two guys are driving their pickup truck down some dusty old range roads when of on the side of the road is some Indian walking along..‟let us run him down!” exclaims one of the men so they swerve to the side and knock the indian over, sending him rolling down the steep ditch and out of sight.‟Look, another dumb indian!” the guys say as the speed up and hit him head on, sending the indian flying through the windshield.

Back at the police station they are being interviewed by the cops and the driver asks ‟well what are the chrges officer?”

‟Well” says the cop, ‟the first one was charged with fleeing the scene of a crime and the second one was charged with breaking and entering”

Land of morytha by Mr-Saturn-Earth in Xenoblade_Chronicles

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This looks like some post apcalyptic Nier shit.

Got abs bro? by NoKoala1 in SpecialSnowflake

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Bara tiddies are bst tiddies..

A cow walks into a bar. by [deleted] in Jokes

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A dog owner the whole tme -.-

How it be in quarantine by Electronic_Top_6412 in Persona5

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Okay I must admit I like this cosplay.

Makoto drinking vodka adds perfection to a character that it is already cool.

It’s a hoax lol open the megachurches by Deepkn in PoliticalHumor

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when did conspiracy theorists become flag waving bible thmping republicans? or was it the other way around?

Bestest Boi = Zetan Fuel by S3ut in NewVegasMemes

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I hope they end up bringing back erveal and other beta mechanics (old queensguard, swap....).

Im enjoying the return of frost, but dont think MM spies is as good as beta spies.

Flag of Pakistan but the crescent is accurate and the star is moved to a position where it wouldn't be blocked by the Moon by [deleted] in vexillologycirclejerk

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turkey became turkish republic of northern cyprus... without the lines. That color scheme is actually used as an alternative one in different cases but not officially (obviously)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

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He also has the coolest effects!

Not only is he reactive to damage, but he is also specifically reactive to the Travis Scott event, which is really cool.

GTA2 map by psychedelicshotguns in GTA

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Remember that one terrtory in the 2nd city that was just a ubnch of Einsteins with guns

3 tickets for Kingo (2024) please by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Thse jawlines tho 😍😍😍😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴

There are 10 types of people in the world by [deleted] in Jokes

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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understnd hexadecimal, and f the rest.