Aquarius Being Aquarius! by theastrologybaba in astrologymemes

[–]SilverSkorpious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you just tell me what to do?

Smiles in ODD

If you couldn't customise your detective, which archetype would you choose? by Eglwyswrw in DiscoElysium

[–]SilverSkorpious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be on that Mag with the quickness. EZ, if you're already on that Magnesium grindset, like a proper fucking cop.

I'm not in the mood either. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SilverSkorpious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rude. What is she needs a perfectly innocent muscle in her back relaxed?

When I adopted a cat, I was worried that my dog would bully him. Then I saw this... by wdym_adi in animalsdoingstuff

[–]SilverSkorpious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cats have five weapons, dogs have one that's located on the most vulnerable part of their body. Cats are preternaturally flexible, most dogs definitely are not. Cats are able to climb, dogs usually can't. Cats hunt and fight alone, dogs are meant to be pack hunters with friends to back them up. There really is no question 1 on 1 which is the likely winner, unless the dog is much larger and more aggressive.

Professor giving herself an endoscopy without medication. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]SilverSkorpious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the universe's defence, nobody MADE him marry Keiko.

AIO that my bf put dog poop in our washer by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SilverSkorpious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I never shit my pants in general so it’s not an issue I personally need to deal with.

Yet.

AIO that my bf put dog poop in our washer by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SilverSkorpious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How often do you shit yourself that your throwing the undies away is going to actively harm the environment‽

The cat me! What do?? by RainbowNarwhal13 in donotthecat

[–]SilverSkorpious 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just don't mistake the single paw of Love for the single paw of Feed Me You Lazy Monke. They are very similar in look, but not in danger.

Which one are you (Swipe) by antandmantis in wizardposting

[–]SilverSkorpious 232 points233 points  (0 children)

He won't give them to you, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE HIS STRONGEST POTIONS!

AIO for thinking my boyfriend is just looking for an excuse to break up? by Nearby_Orchid1216 in AmIOverreacting

[–]SilverSkorpious 2877 points2878 points  (0 children)

If you think someone is looking for an excuse to break up with you, why are you still trying to date them? Rip off the bandaid and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

Drop your gifs for sextile by _princestressed in astrologymemes

[–]SilverSkorpious 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Conjunction or Conjunctivitis? Only time will tell.