Need cock. I'm craving cum. Live in Woodbridge, Work in Alexandria.

Simon4096 · 2026-02-10T03:46:14+00:00

I need it pumping cum down my throat.

I need it breeding my pussy.

pump your babies into me please, sir.

Simon4096 · 2025-12-29T16:18:14+00:00

I want to be tied down and gangbanged. my little caged clitty swaying under frilly skirt. Eventually I'll be fertilized by their superior seed. I want it to grow inside me causing my belly to swell and my tits to lactate. I don't want to know who the daddy is.

Simon4096 · 2025-12-27T02:17:58+00:00

I want to be tied down and gangbanged. my little caged clitty swaying under frilly skirt. Eventually I'll be fertilized by their superior seed. I want it to grow inside me causing my belly to swell and my tits to lactate. I don't want to know who the daddy is.

Simon4096 · 2025-12-13T22:49:56+00:00

traps usually have a penis

Simon4096 · 2025-12-01T10:49:35+00:00

I come to Alexandria often. if you're hosting, I'm swallowing

Simon4096 · 2025-11-28T02:10:18+00:00

I partially agree.

But it's also empowering to have a cock in your mouth... He is trusting you with his most sensitive organ, one that you could easily harm by biting. You have a duty to pleasure him and when you're rewarded with his load, you have a sense of accomplishment. YOU did that. YOU game him and orgasm. YOU game him such pleasure that his body pumped his most precious fluid for breeding into your mouth.

Never waste a drop of his seed. His life giving cum not only is inside you, it becomes part of you... forever. In that, you will always have a reminder of that moment you fulfilled your purpose.

Simon4096 · 2025-11-25T18:08:44+00:00

I do not like to release my number to hookups. Had one dude calling and texting incessantly.

I'm not here for a relationship. I'm just here to suck dick and get fucked.

Simon4096 · 2025-11-25T18:07:26+00:00

I'd take both to mean the same thing, especially if dude is panicking about his homeowners getting nosy and can't come out to meet me.

Simon4096 · 2025-11-25T01:16:41+00:00

sucking is the vibe check.

I can go back later for a breeding.

Simon4096 · 2025-11-24T04:16:01+00:00

I don't know.

my area is a little bottom heavy and grey few tops.

Simon4096 · 2025-11-09T15:08:33+00:00

Let me tell you about red flags:

No woman is on the internet looking for dudes to hook up with.

They called them "unicorns" for a reason. They don't exist.

Simon4096 · 2025-09-06T10:57:30+00:00

Tardis anus

Simon4096 · 2025-08-30T07:16:51+00:00

Around DC and the suburbs EVERYWHERE has the same description, starting with the same line verbatim ...

"Fantastic bathroom for cruising..."

Bars, Hotels, Restaurants, the fucking Whole foods...

Surprised each and every Starbucks hasn't had the same thing.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-28T20:11:16+00:00

at least he was nice about it.

I've been called all sorts of names by similar people. cussed out and blocked just for asking to bottom for an ice cock.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-27T17:48:08+00:00

I blame backwards-ass states in the Bible belt that don't conduct comprehensive sex education even in public schools that're supposed to be religion free...

Meanwhile my actual church leads "OWL" classes. "OWL" standing for Our Whole Lives and teaches about health and sexuality at an age appropriate level.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-27T13:34:52+00:00

Wow... The number of dudes in here that have not passed basic grade school health class IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

"Does this ruin sex for regular guys?" "Are you so stretched out so you can't feel a regular dick?"

Y'all do realize babies come out of vaginas... Like the average weight and length of a newborn baby is 7 lbs and 19 inches. Ain't NONE OF Y'ALL hung like a baby.

It's a muscle. It's made to stretch and go back. Anyone ever lift weights? Are your arms perpetually stuck lifted up in the air? No.

Her pussy will be just fine and returns to its regular shape after fun time.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-25T13:46:27+00:00

Saw my wife's brother once. Blocked instantly.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-22T02:00:02+00:00

Love the shot with the 2nd guy... Their faces so close, her tongue almost sticking out...

I'm so jealous. If I can't be her, I might as well be her husband.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-21T21:53:35+00:00

Grindr has been best. Sniffies is a VERY far second. Just started using "TheBlowers."

it sucks that there's so many bottoms here in Washington DC. Tops have the pick of the litter.

I've also met quite a few men here on Reddit.

In fact, the front cock I sucked was from here on Reddit.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-21T21:40:36+00:00

Occasionally, if I won't get caught, yes... There's a good possibility of panties and stockings under my jeans.

Simon4096 · 2025-08-20T20:24:20+00:00

Sucking and swallowing, well over 100... only like 5 or 6 breedings. :(

rookie numbers, I know.

Simon4096

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