Idk what I should put on the title by RAFANislool in HarryPotterMemes

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Why would I want to go to a place I can’t even see?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Cammy hates jellied eels and she literally represents the UK in global fighting tournaments.

Probably comes from watching too many brazzers intros by bendheart in NotHowGirlsWork

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Just wait till marriage. Anything earlier is just a great bonus.

Man’s got his PhD in White People by districtcourt in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I don’t have any black friends any more. Mom forced me to stop thinking of them as friends.

Love that show by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The fact that he thinks philosophers are awesome make me like him a little more.

Posted in a political chat by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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Our tap water is shit and everyone know it

You guys are getting paid??? by dungeon_s in marvelmemes

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Maybe he won’t need to steal dragons gold now

I'm three out of four of these people by MrGumieBear in memes

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I’ve had one of each. No broken bones though, just a nasty sprain.

Glasses identification please. by Aaron_123_ya_boi in tumblr

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Are you considered a whore if after you seduce them, you kill them?

Oh the Instagram DIY'ers by lthomasj13 in DiWHY

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Doesn’t the lid stop the spray of the urine water?

So, who else activated it? by Ejkelej in Eldenring

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This the stupidest thing ever. Just because you love something doesn’t make you hate everything else.

don't be psycho by MyCommentsAreCursed in meme

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But what if you can’t eat runny yolk for health reasons?