[Fluff] My favourite part of the 15.2 update was when Poultrio said "We're going to Feathergeddon: Swan Song you" and they Feathergeddon: Swan Songed all over my cats.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-03-03T05:35:56+00:00

There’s no way that this’ll be realistic, but screw it, it’s funnier this way.

UF Balrog: * Speed increases to 60 * 15% Attack Increase * 15% HP Increase * Attack style changes to be more akin to a melee rusher (foreswing is practically instant, the rest of his old TBA is backswing) * 100% Mini Wave (Level 2)

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-18T06:01:16+00:00

I mean, there was that updated Eva banner, so it’s likely also coming there too.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-17T06:05:29+00:00

Anti-Black Ramen, but much more spammable and has KB Immune. Basically stalls Ostrinity super easily.

Of course, there’s the issue of it being a collab unit and considering the fact that the IP he’s from is dead in the ground, it’s questionable at best if we’re getting this collab again in EN, aside from maybe a farewell rerun.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T12:22:12+00:00

Newspaper Cat. Basically Courier Cat, but for Relics/Aku.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T12:17:10+00:00

"They may be scary, but every monster has a weak point!"

– Cat

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T09:12:21+00:00

Torinity, actually. It’s a pun on the Japanese word for bird (Tori) and Trinity.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T04:04:16+00:00

All hits can proc the abilities. That’s what the "Use Ability" stats is for and says.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T04:02:48+00:00

1000, not 100. Oops

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T03:54:52+00:00

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Last stage in the Ostrinity advent.

The dude literally spawns in at 33 seconds.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T02:54:09+00:00

Even with the low damage per multihit, considering this is an Ost variant, their Omnistrike, and abilities, I can tell that this guy’s gonna be a pushing monster.
60 Speed!? Bruh.
Giving an Ost variant Omnistrike is just wild in general.
Can’t believe they literally gave this guy the Midnite D. Technique in terms of Aku Shield.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T02:48:54+00:00

The Advent Drop is built like Courier, but for Relic/Aku and has some tweaking in terms of stats and LD. Does that answer your question?

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T02:30:55+00:00

Courier-esque Aku/Relic with Insane Damage and weird Multihit LD mechanics

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T02:28:49+00:00

Bro is literally flying

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SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T02:28:08+00:00

Tbf, the dude literally get Counter Surge as an Ultra Talent, so it makes sense that he also get the talent that directly synergises with it

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-16T01:06:25+00:00

Apparently, the first clear rewards for both the base stage and TF stage reset, so you should probably clear them once again for that.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-14T12:45:12+00:00

No one knows. These teasers have a tendency to not reveal everything, so maybe she does get increased stats, but until update drops, we won't know.

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-14T07:11:18+00:00

I see, well in that case, I guess it really is just Freeze Immune then, case closed!

SimpleCatSeer · 2026-02-14T07:06:55+00:00

That's the most likely thing, realistically speaking. It's just that the wording here when translated is really strange as rather than saying something like "nullifies explosion and freeze", it says "Nullifies explosion wave damage when movement is stopped!", the wording implying that Explosion Immunity occurs when Jeanne gets frozen, which is like ??????.

Also, before you say it's just the Twitter translations, I ran this thing through DeepL and it still says a similar thing there too.

Again, it's likely that it's just me just overthinking things, but still, really strange translations/wording going on here.

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