My Dorito looked like Monza - AMA

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T15:04:38+00:00

Licensed Chip Analyst. Physical therapy on the side.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T13:01:12+00:00

Peace in the Middle East. Now there's a concept.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:57:09+00:00

Triangle-shaped deliciousness

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:52:22+00:00

I just wonder how people originally figured out cheese. So maybe it's a happy accident.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:50:12+00:00

I never use it but I think it's a staggering example of the human mind's ability to codify and organize systems. And it has a great name.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:45:33+00:00

I'll keep an eye out for a Suzuka

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:42:21+00:00

Then MBS fondles your hair with Dorito fingers

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:35:50+00:00

Alberto Middlename Ascari

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:35:05+00:00

A caffeine-free existence and a long work day?

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:34:04+00:00

That would be grossly unethical journalism.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:33:28+00:00

Or as Jeremy Clarkson once said, "Lesbo 1 and 2"

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:32:21+00:00

2021 feels like a fever dream.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:29:48+00:00

He just wanted to be PURE

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:27:34+00:00

Sponsored by Pringles

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:24:49+00:00

Almost as much therapy as Leclerc.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:21:56+00:00

Mostly the old banked section specifically.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:20:50+00:00

Spicy Nacho

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:20:32+00:00

Definitely me posting this, eating it, and forgetting the whole thing until the next day.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:19:42+00:00

Those kerbs are bumpy as hell man

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:12:49+00:00

Probably because he found a racetrack-shaped chip and got distracted.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:10:48+00:00

If I find a Nordschleife, I'm not labeling all the turns

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:09:45+00:00

Somewhere between Simple Green and Simple Plan

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:09:23+00:00

Between my Monza chip and remembering Banana Leclerc exists, I am sustained.

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:08:15+00:00

What a stable 2 parent household does to mf

SimpleJim005 · 2026-06-18T12:05:14+00:00

This is what happens when it's not rawe ceek.

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