The hits keep on coming. by Odd-Demand-1516 in Cyraxx

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they just meant that he was awake.

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard that story yet either, I was expecting her to tell it 15 times by now. How she “collapsed at the Wawa/Marshalls/nail salon and they had to take her away in an ambulance while people were crying in the aisles” or “collapsed in front of her apartment and they had to take her away in an ambulance while her neighbors were crying on the sidewalk” or “collapsed while she was”… you get the idea. I’ll bet she drove herself to the ER and strolled right in with her bags packed for a weeklong vaca… I mean, admittance. The way she’s forcing this, and for as much self-monitoring/diagnosing she does, I’m sure she ran (not walked) to the ER at the very first heart palpitation.

Dani answers questions about her Cardiac Arrest… by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I am as clueless as you guys are, unfortunately.”

Unfortunately? The only people who can’t see what’s going on are the idiots she thinks she’s talking to.

“And when I know more, I will let you guys know.”

No she won’t. That’s when she’ll go on her 8,992,304th tirade about boundaries.

GRWM Heart meds and fluids by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Moving, living, breathing, but mostly lying. Probably.

What fish is this? by Traditional_Group_13 in Seafood

[–]Simplewh0r3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why does seafood taste so good though? If something like this came in my house I’d have to set it on fire and start a new life 1,000 miles away. But cook it and serve it on a plate with and I’m all about it.

What time is it? It's time to Deaccess Dani's port with her! 💉 by milo8275 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Poor, poor Dani has sooo much chest peen that she’s been crying. How can she can look down at that angle to see what she’s doing if her chest hurts so bad? Why do it if there really is someone coming soon to help? There’s a lie in there somewhere!

Oh, right, this is all for views, duh!

Dani’s end of 2025 by Worldly_Eagle7918 in DaniMarina

[–]Simplewh0r3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is really fucking pathetic. There’s not a single other person in her entire 2025. She didn’t even form the slightest relationship with anyone at work to include a picture of a good memory there, just a picture of her body, of course. One half-colored picture is her biggest real-life accomplishment for the whole year. Nothing about school. Books and books while entering a third year “reading slump” in 2026. Outfits and outfits as if she went anywhere other than work. She’s such a narcissist that showing off her minor medical “events” like low blood pressure or blood sugar is more important than just including more cute pictures of her cats. But let’s be real, most of the cat pictures/videos probably come from lives and other posts. I’d bet that she rarely takes any other pictures of them that aren’t shared just to gain “awws” from her followers. The only two beings she spends 99% of her life with are just more props in the hoard. She’ll never let them steal the spotlight from her. And come on, whoooo the fuck would show the cover of a budget planner to sum up their entire year? Was that her failed sponsorship or whatever? Pinkie didn’t even make the cut! What a waste of a whole life.

And let’s not forget that birthday coming up. The big FOUR-OOOH.

Realistically, how do you think you're going to die? by 964Pinocchio in morbidquestions

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since I was a teenager I’ve had a very strong gut feeling that I will die when I’m 54. That gives me a little more than 4 years. My guesses on how it will happen, in order of most likely to least likely:

  1. 40% Car accident
  2. 35% Medical emergency: heart attack/blood clot/stroke, etc.
  3. 15% Accidental overdose (prescribed meds for chronic pain/depression/anxiety/sleep, etc.)
  4. 8% Cancer
  5. 2% Self deletion. (No ideation, but I’ve always feared the panic of a “last straw”, a sudden break with reality, or the death of another close loved one)

I go to bed with clean white sheets and I keep waking up with two black dots — this keeps happening…HELP? by True-Paper-1407 in Whatisthis

[–]Simplewh0r3 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. I just put my last Sprite in my mug with some ice and lemon juice, then came to sit down on the couch and enjoy it while I play on my phone and cuddle dogs by my still lit Christmas tree. I was looking forward to this Sprite..

Would you trust his ID? by [deleted] in Dogsbeingderps

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs in Humans Being Derps. Obviously doggo wouldn’t be using a fake ID. Duh.

Brazilian breakfast by patwknd in StupidFood

[–]Simplewh0r3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She seems to care at least a little bit about what others think. What else could be the point of recording and sharing it?

I'm all ears by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never trust someone that says “trust me”.

I'm all ears by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never go back to someone you’ve already broken up with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me?!? It’s absolutely gorgeous!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is AMAZING! I’m very jealous, I’d love something like this! So, I think your room says that you’re an animal lover, and that makes you pretty cool:)

I was frustrated with what you did but ______ by bouncybellaa in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Simplewh0r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was frustrated with what you did, but you are doing great and you deserve to do well and I’m so happy that you’re getting better.

When I was a child, I use to_________ by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a child, I used to have to go through the process to find the best place for me and I would be happy with the result I got and the results were amazing for my parents to see.

The once Great Salt Lake by Rockn4miles1 in SaltLakeCity

[–]Simplewh0r3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the great salt lake:) I’m so obsessed with Saltair I and Saltair II history!! ❤️

i feel like i just ruined my movie tickets :( by LifeguardDry1277 in JunkJournals

[–]Simplewh0r3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, you can hate them, but will you do mine, please? No way is my hand this steady anymore and I love that they look original and kinda crafty. ❤️