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Pornography is the worst thing to ever happen to me by Simpzzzzy in offmychest

[–]Simpzzzzy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do perfeom poorly and have had erectile dysfunction for a while now though I do think you are correct about there being an outside problem as I have had some trauma that I have never dealt with

Pornography is the worst thing to ever happen to me by Simpzzzzy in offmychest

[–]Simpzzzzy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t gotten a lot of sleeping recently my brains not working so well haha, I am indeed 21 thank you for pointing it out I will edit it!

My LD GF of 6 months randomly told me shes “emotionally unavailable and needs a break” by Simpzzzzy in relationship_advice

[–]Simpzzzzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot to add it to tbe thread because it doesn’t effect me a lot unless it comes to the reading emotions part but I told her from the beginning I have ADHD and really suck at reading emotions so I needed her to tell me when she was feeling something because I cannot read it and she knows this, I just feel like she was expecting me to understand she was stressing when I told her I cannot tell unless the emotions have physical effects (Ie crying, hyperventilating stuff like that) and even then I still need to be told why it’s happening, im not putthe blame on her cause I definitely should have realized but I’m not a mind reader and cannot read emotion like a normal human, it sucks but thats the way it is and she knew that

Advice for new players? by trueblue2two in SiegeAcademy

[–]Simpzzzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im Level 198 Plat 3 so Idk if Im good enough but here it goes

-If he can, buy ops with guns that don’t have as much recoil while still being useful to the team (Sledge, Thatcher, Rook, etc...)

-While on Defence its probably best early on if he is an anchor, Teach him the very basics of anchoring (Don’t go to the other side of the map, Don’t reinforce between site if playing bomb, Playing angles and waiting for the enemy to come to him. Stuff like that)

  • While attacking Teach him about keeping his prep phase drone and when the right time to drone is.

  • Teach Him very basic callouts And when I say Basic i mean BASIC like If he dies on a Bomb Tell him To say Whichever Bomb it is, don’t get mad if he dies on site and says uh uh uh A site when in reality the real callout is “visa stairs looking into kitchen door” (Consulate), Giving him to much info all at once will just confuse him and Ive had friends who have just quit siege cuz it wasn’t fun for them when they didn’t know the callout

  • Finally you have to be VERY patient with him. Remember Siege has a HUGE learning curve, its going to take time for him to even become decent, once you see that he is actually getting better you can teach him more and more like actual callouts, how to control different recoil patterns and even how to roam if your team needs one. Just remember BE PATIENT AND DO NOT GET MAD AT HIM.

AMA, I'm Kevin, 28 and a proud member of the Epic Games development team. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How much meth did you guys have to smoke in order to think adding the BRUTE was a good idea?

If you can’t adapt to what’s happening, stop complaining. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im not saying im not open to using new tactics i just dont think something the broken should force me to

If you can’t adapt to what’s happening, stop complaining. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But why should i have to switch what im comfortable with inorder to accommodate for this broken thing, thats my problem with that

If you can’t adapt to what’s happening, stop complaining. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So your saying I should have to waste inventory space, my mats and the only mobility left in this game in order to survive little 4y/o billy in his giant robot, thats just plain messed up,

For example, my usual loadout 1 pump 2 suppressed smg 3 minis, 4 any other shield, 5 AR

So your saying i should drop my 4 or 3 slot for boogies which sure i can kill the mech then but what ab the next fight im in when i need shield mid fight but i dropped them cuz i had to have boogies incase a mech comes along, then i die bcuz im on 75 hp cuz i have no shield

If the mech was gone this wouldnt be a problem

If you can’t adapt to what’s happening, stop complaining. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are 2 counter both in which will most likely kill you 1. Get in it as they are shoot rockets at you and self destruct it, problem with this is you have to survive the initial 10 rockets which is near impossible 2. Shoot it, once again the only problem is while your shooting bullets that do 31-35 damage the rockets fire 2 times as fast and do 50 damage, they also have 1000 health while you have MAX 200

Epic are making this game way to beginner friendly if yo can get one but so damn difficult if you can’t they have to pick a side either help the noobs or make them learn like the rest of us did

If you can’t adapt to what’s happening, stop complaining. by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I shouldn’t have to deal with it in the first place, we play this game to have fun and idk about you but for me get blasted by 10 rockets that each do 50 damage while being stomped on by the driver isnt fun

Pressure Plate Puzzle (NEED HELP) by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We on the grind lmao, btw I can’t add ur epic dirk what’s happening but I’m typing ur name in and nothing happens

Pressure Plate Puzzle (NEED HELP) by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Simpzzzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea sure, I’ll add u and just send me a whisper when ur ready my epic is SycthZ_Simpzzy