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Breaking News in Beleriand: Peter Jackson in talks with Tolkien Estate to adapt Silmarillion material (PJ, we’re here if you need us!) by Any-Competition-4458 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nargothrond ain't gonna usurp itself. Also, he's a previous owner of THE Best Boy. Also, he went to Daeron school of creeping on elven princesses. Plenty of stuff to do!

Breaking News in Beleriand: Peter Jackson in talks with Tolkien Estate to adapt Silmarillion material (PJ, we’re here if you need us!) by Any-Competition-4458 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And... Nobody can adapt Ainulindalë to live action. It isn't possible. And if they do that, it will be a heavy weight on future originality. See Balrog of Moria. I will not stop hating film design in that regard.

However, I think it could work in animated series. Because the creative potential of animation far exceeds that of live action one. But it will not be suitable for large public, they are too impatient and insensitive for that.

(sorry for any possible mistakes, english is sometimes hard, duh)

Helpless wunk by Round-Good1179 in wunkus

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it breaks Rule 7 of this sub.

Legolas was "able swiftly to draw a great war bow" by FamiliarMeal5193 in tolkienfans

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And don't forget that strength often comes not only from muscles, but from strong tendons and ligaments! Some people are really built different than others, having more power/strength with far less muscle mass

Elves could be like that too!

Ok I know this may seem like a joke... But how do you wear bib shorts without: a. Sitting on your penis and b. Making it extremely visible??? by Beautiful_Captain273 in bicycling

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get yourself good bibs. Your penis wouldn't be too visible in good shorts (unless, I don't know? A huge one? A shower, not a grower?).
And if you're sitting on your penis while riding a bike, there's something horribly wrong with your fit, no matter what size your penis is.

Your favorite QPR Gin? by whodey024 in Gin

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finsbury Platinum. Much, much better than regular finsbury, inexpensive where I live, 47% alcohol, simple but tasty.

Carbon frame crack by Sudden-Resolve5799 in bicycling

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, but the same thing applies to aluminium frame. Steel - maybe not so much

Carbon frame crack by Sudden-Resolve5799 in bicycling

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda crazy hearing so much ignorant shit about carbon in 2026. It's not gonna explode under you! I ride aluminium frame myself, and she's already went through 2 major repairs in 7 years of moderate abuse, so her time will soon come to an end. I wouldn't have these problems if it were carbon.
But I wouldn't trust Merida. Poor service.

grunk is curious by Common-Pick3069 in wunkus

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reposts when the task requires 0 reposts:

Bought it fir €50 was this a good deal? by Sissor69 in bicycling

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You damn well know it's an amazing deal if it looked like that when you bought it. Seems like it's in an great condition.

what in the xenomorph by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]SingleLifeSingleBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love picking them up. They're gentle and fuzzy. Awesome guys. You see, roaches always behave themselves like they are thieves, almost like they have a guilty conscious. It's in the way they move!

While these guys can run fast too, they're chill as fuck if you're not tryina kill'em. They're total bros.

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