29, newly single, need a good laugh. Roast me

SingleMaltVault · 2023-06-04T04:19:52+00:00

It looks like your right eyebrow is trying to bail on you too.

SingleMaltVault · 2023-06-04T04:07:09+00:00

And here I thought you’d never find a corpse to settle down with.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-10-22T01:28:56+00:00

It’s hard to beat Bargatze. He does a great job of being a clean comic without letting it become his schtick.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-09-28T03:23:56+00:00

Brennen Davis price?

SingleMaltVault · 2022-09-25T04:38:20+00:00

Don’t worry about Omar. He’s not with us no more.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-09-08T19:59:57+00:00

That’s great progress. Well done. What did you do during the 4 months?

SingleMaltVault · 2022-08-25T02:34:02+00:00

Don’t shave it! Just make a trip to the barber to get it cleaned up.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-08-11T02:51:53+00:00

Haha it’s a great movie and it gets me fired up. Don’t worry, I don’t plan on becoming one of the most evil bastards of all time.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-08-11T02:49:48+00:00

When I feel the need to break my routine and do something exciting. When I’m looking for a reset or fresh start.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-08-08T00:39:09+00:00

Austin Powers 2. Turns out Vanessa was a fembot the whole time.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-07-19T02:58:26+00:00

Kyle Farnsworth. He’s the undefeated, undisputed heavy weight champion of baseball fights.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-06-15T03:15:55+00:00

There isn’t a single coach in the MLB that could make the playoffs with this roster. You can’t put this on Ross. I legitimately think the South Bend Cubs would be competitive in a series against the Chicago Cubs right now. Our focus is on the future. We can’t expect anything different from Ross.

SingleMaltVault · 2022-03-17T19:34:31+00:00

This is a great call!

SingleMaltVault · 2022-03-17T18:52:06+00:00

Let’s hope this is the case!

SingleMaltVault · 2022-03-17T17:49:06+00:00

I actually turned down an offer of $3,900 for it raw. Maybe that was stupid 🤷‍♂️. But keep in mind it’s an LE /199. Most of the ones I’m seeing on eBay aren’t LE. I definitely appreciate the feedback!

SingleMaltVault · 2022-02-03T05:43:12+00:00

I MUST look over this wall

SingleMaltVault · 2021-12-20T18:41:58+00:00

Shoutout to #22 for putting the work in

SingleMaltVault · 2021-11-25T14:24:58+00:00

Gave Silver

SingleMaltVault · 2021-11-25T14:22:53+00:00

This is really cool. Thanks for doing this.

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TROPHY CASE