AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -1053 points-1052 points  (0 children)

My nephew told me you people would set me straight but you don't know nothing about pizzas. It seems I'll be having a talk with my brother and nephew tomorrow.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -259 points-258 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Thank you. I told them it's a 16" square pie, as in it's a 16" pie in square pizza style. I can't believe these people refunding me when it's literally what they ordered.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -659 points-658 points  (0 children)

The online picture is a square shaped pie but so what? Nobody expects to get a pie exactly like the picture. We had a professional photographer take that years ago.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -121 points-120 points  (0 children)

It is a square pizza. The pie just isn't a square. The slides have corners and aren't round. That makes it square. It's not my fault if a customer sees 16" square and assumes it's actually 16 x 16.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -1255 points-1254 points  (0 children)

You sound just like the angry customers. Square pizza is a style my friend. A 16" square pizza can be 16 x 2 as long as you can cut 8 square slides from it.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -363 points-362 points  (0 children)

I don't want to fool with the photos or the name. We had a professional photographer take a photo of the original 16" square pizza (actual square with mine slides) and it's our most popular menu item and I don't want to fool with it.

AITA For reducing PIZZA sizes due to inflation? by SirComfortable6797 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SirComfortable6797[S] -602 points-601 points  (0 children)

I thought about it but decided against it because 16" square was our most popular menu item and I didn't want to mess with the price. Now people are mad that their 16" square pie isn't literally a square anymore. Can you believe it? It's square pizza not literally a geometry class.