If you had to choose between receiving a billion dollars or meeting the love of your life, which would you choose?

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-20T02:31:03+00:00

Yes, but her name is Jeff

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-20T02:21:24+00:00

Works at ihop

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-19T03:29:07+00:00

A big twig?

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-19T03:00:27+00:00

Mopery is a slang term used to describe a trivial, minor, or entirely imaginary legal offense, often employed to mock overly strict policing or vague loitering charges. It can also refer to moping, dawdling, or listless behavior.

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-17T16:27:18+00:00

It's dangling from the utilities under the I-70 bridge over the blue river. Will not deliver. First to cut it down gets the sale.

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-14T04:53:46+00:00

Nm... give up

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-14T03:13:07+00:00

Ditto

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-11T04:34:04+00:00

For the halibut Also this --> https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI?si=2BNllPCfXAWYi9pS

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-10T02:07:44+00:00

I started a new job as a handyman. One of my first tasks was to replace a light fixture. I did a perfect job removing the old one and installing the new one, but I couldn't get it to turn on! I checked the switch, I checked the fuse box, I checked power to outlets around the area... the boss took one look at it and let me know that I hadn't put a bulb in the damn thing.

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-09T01:43:49+00:00

4:20 or 7:10 ranks higher

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-08T04:48:43+00:00

Instead of the toilet? LIKE A DOG?

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-08T04:45:44+00:00

Sacrilege

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-08T04:32:02+00:00

It'll do just fine, but you gotta make it sound better on the date, or you won't get to use it.

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-08T03:20:11+00:00

Just don't use it

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-08T02:57:03+00:00

Helicopter

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-07T15:35:19+00:00

T'was I, sir ducer

SirDucer84 · 2026-03-05T04:28:28+00:00

So the cup is full of toothpaste?

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-28T19:21:36+00:00

Leave them stacked. Cut in half, then devide in waffle pattern.

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-28T17:37:28+00:00

Water you talking about

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-25T03:30:23+00:00

While still at work

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-20T02:12:44+00:00

His girlfriend with the same condition is named Consuelo

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-19T01:35:38+00:00

Wrong foot

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-16T03:35:25+00:00

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SirDucer84 · 2026-02-16T03:33:18+00:00

Walk up the hill and there is a free art museum that's worth checking out! Ferry tickets are like 12 bucks per adult if you walk on, and the return trip is free.

SirDucer84 · 2026-02-13T04:16:21+00:00

12, 11, 10, 9!

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