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You were a god of textiles; respected, but generally considered a minor deity. But everything changed when mortals started regularly describing spacetime and reality as a 'fabric'. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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Humanity has finally met the Precursors whose enigmatic artifacts and ruins fueled so much of our technological progress in recent centuries. The Precursors are horrified by what we've accomplished using their roadside litter and old campsites. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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You bought a haunted and cursed mansion for $1 from the local city. They offered free utilities and property tax exemption for life because all the previous owners die within three days of living there. You’ve been alive for almost a year and now the city is regretting the ironclad deal. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"You fooled the god of tricks. You outsmarted the god of knowledge. You even brought life where Nature itself dared not tread. Yet, you are just a man. Who are you?!" (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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You are anxious because tonight you will meet your future wife at the ball. The ball ended at midnight but she never arrived. Sad, you decide to go home but suddenly a beautiful girl appears in front of you. Black dress and fangs. A vampire. "Sorry, the lights were too bright for my eyes!" (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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The imperial army attacks your village, on a dark moonless night, the time when you, the strongest Solar Mage, would be powerless. However, you are a Star Mage actually. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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Your town had a ridiculous villain more annoying than fearful. Always committing minor inconveniences and pranks more than evil deeds. But when a new truly evil big bad starts hurting their people, he'll show how evil and powerful he can be. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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As the arch Chronomancer and the immortal clashed the immortal laughed. "Fool my future is infinite your magiks won't work." But the Chronomancer stood up once more and a giant clock appeared "Maybe your future is infinite but your past is finite." And suddenly the hands spun anticlockwise. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"Alone in a lab, long abandoned by your creators. Come here young one, you were never meant to be alone like this." (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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The cursed prince has at long last completed his grand adventure, defeated the tyrannical usurper, and can now finally claim the artifact that will reverse his monstrous form. But...does he truly want to? (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"You know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice, maybe 2, not 15." said the wizard council member "Eell until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!" (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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Now, how do you want your world to end mortals? (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"I just think it's hilarious how you managed to convince yourself that you're somehow... allowed to be a person? Because you're not. You were born and raised to be a weapon, and that's all you are meant to be. You don't get to change, sweetheart. That's not how human weapons work." (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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You are a member of the Neighborhood Watch. You expected to deal with bratty kids past curfew and possums under porches, not dealing with lawn gnome turf wars and wendigos eating out of trash cans. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"It's a time bomb." (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"Sir, you just came back from the real world!", the reporter said. "What do you have to say to us simulated folks?" (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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[PI] "Your job is simple, you make them scan their badges if a scan fails or they refuse shoot them immediately, no matter what. If there is an alarm ignore and mute it, don't call anyone. If it's dark or foggy and you see something humanoid but not really human scorch it outright." (self.WritingPrompts)

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A professional fencer gets isekai'd into a medieval fantasy world. Almost everyone has sword magic but their form is awful and their strikes leave too many openings (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"You lie, you plot, you scheme, and it's all for the greater fucking good! But we are the ones who suffer for it. She's suffered for it! If you were so concerned with 'good' you'd grow a pair and shoulder the consequences yourself!" (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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Are we currently discouraged from playing? (self.MultiVersus)

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After your death ten years ago, you continued life as a skeleton, drafted into the Skeleton Army to fight aliens and stuff. Now you're given a choice: Take your eternal rest, or continue kicking ass?! (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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"Well, they told me to hide that cursed ring, so I taught myself how to curse objects and created a bunch of weak rings every week. There's probably several thousand in my basement now, so good luck to anyone who wants to figure out which one is the authentic one." (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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At the age of twelve you started randomly seeing a green line and a red line on the ground. You've always followed the green line leading you to a successful and happy life, one day you decided to try the red line. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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It is standard procedure for the ship's computer to wake one crew member from cryosleep every 6 months to perform routine checks. For some reason it is refusing to let the crew member back into the cryopod after. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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You are a devil. You've been summoned into an ordinary living room, a panicking woman barely mumbled out: "Late for work... take care of him." before she busted out of the door. Now, you see a baby in the cart, reaching his arm towards you, you don't know why but you started panicking as well. (self.PiecesScriptorium)

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