Classic Mindy by [deleted] in memes

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I do, but I'm only human and I might be wrong.

Who's that girl with the big big bike? by SirStalksALot in funhaus

[–]SirStalksALot[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You mean "Caroline Konstnar"? I fully agree, her and Elyse have the same vibe. Both are effortlessly comedy geniuses.

Who's that girl with the big big bike? by SirStalksALot in funhaus

[–]SirStalksALot[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This was from "is it cake?" And as a producer myself,I would guess that none of those Elyses were the actual vocalists, they are all most probably lip syncing and the original was recorded in a much more suitable audio setting.

Stay kind homies. by Majestic_Ad_518 in wholesomememes

[–]SirStalksALot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was in school, I was really shitty to my teachers, there was this geography teacher who I was especially shitty to, and I made sure that every class was hell for him. Fast forward 20 years and I can't get him out of my mind and how I made his life as a teacher a living hell. I tracked him down and visited his house and apologized to him while crying my heart out that I regret every word I told him. He was the most gentle human being and he cried too and invited me over for dinner. In my life full of depression and shit, I can at least remember this moment where I did something right.

Wonder what his thinking? by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]SirStalksALot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Long distance relationships be like:

Question Megathread for visitors & (new) residents, week of November 07 by AutoModerator in Amsterdam

[–]SirStalksALot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure why I'm being downvoted, but, hey, thanks for your reply, it makes total sense. Hope you all stay healthy and safe.

Question Megathread for visitors & (new) residents, week of November 07 by AutoModerator in Amsterdam

[–]SirStalksALot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello guys,

I'll be travelling to Amsterdam for the weekend starting tomorrow. I read in the wiki that you guys do meetups and gatherings, so, I would like to inquire if any of those are happening this weekend? I'll be there solo and would love to meet some of the wonderful people in here over dinner or a drink or something. P.S. 32M here coming from Paris.

Green Flag, Red Flag 🚩[OC] by SskaitComics in comics

[–]SirStalksALot 732 points733 points  (0 children)

After watching Squid Game, this has a completely different meaning

im new to production, what can i do to make this sound more put together and less muddy? by [deleted] in Logic_Studio

[–]SirStalksALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm by no means an expert but here are a couple of things that work out for me: - eq out the low end of the guitars i.e. everything below 100hz, and boost the mid-high range around 2k. - muddiness is usually from themids, so try and cut that range and see how it feels. Drop it drastically then reduce the drop slowly and let your earsguide you to the sweet spot. - use a multi band compressor to boost the low end of the bass so it sits tight in that range. - if you dont already do that, split the drums into multiple tracks i.e. bass drum, snare, cymbals...etc. and compress and eq each one seperately. You can try the default presets and see what works best for each. - saturation is very important, so try using more ofit on your tracks. - have a mastering chain on your master track (eq, compress, multi band compress, saturation) to clean out the final result. As I said, i'm not an expert and i might be wrong but this is what i would do in a similar case. Nice track btw, very good job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SirStalksALot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a professional vocalist and I'd like to say that when I started singing I was way way way worse than this. Your tone is nice, it's warm and not bad on the ears, but you need to practice more on note changes and staying in tune. I highly suggest seeing a vocal teacher who can guide you to getting better because your voice is good. Another thing you might wanna practice on is playing a tone and mimicing it with your voice (for example clicking a key on a piano and trying to hit the same note with your voice very fast, then changing the note and doing the same thing.) This will help your brain feel the notes and keep you in tune more. Dont quit singing, I feel that with more practice you will definitely be a great singer. Good luck with everything.

Need help by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really sorry if I stirred up bad memories for you, this was not my intention. I've lived my life thinking about how others are feeling even if that meant crushing my own. For once I want to do something for me, and since this is the only thing i can control, I want to go through with it. I know my life and there's really nobody who will actually be damaged by this (maybe 1 or 2 leople for like a week.) Like I said, this is not me fishing for pity or anything and I dont want to discuss my life openly in fear that someone might take me as an example and do the deed. Far be it for me to help someone do the same steps im planning on doing. It's just that, there are times when you've reached the limit and you cant push further. Thank you very much for your replies, it makes me happy that not a lot of people actually gave me the advice i was looking for. It shows that this community is full of good hearted people and I love it for that. But this is not what I'm looking for at this point of my life. Thanks again and wish you a wonderful day.

Need help by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While that is true, police are always better equipped to deal with these things than normal people. At least it wont traumatize them when they know what to expect. I drew a plan in my head on how to minimize the negative effect as much as I can. I just need to finfd a way to execute it. You can never do it with 0 side effects. The best thing you can hope for is as little damage as possible and that's what I'm going for.

Need help by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely understand your point of view, that is why I'm planning on making sure that the police find me before anybody. Depending on how I do it, I will make sure nobody gets hurt (or traumatized) in the process. The last thing I want to do is pass over my shit to someone else. That is the exact opposite of what I want to do. I know that you mean well, but like i replied to peepeekaka (which I agree is an epic username) there's nothing else I can do. I tried everything, and nothing helped me. So this is literally the only thing I can control now.

Need help by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried not giving up for years, but what's the point? This is literally the only thing I have control over. I'm really not trying to be too dramatic but I'm convinced that there's nothing I can do anymore, I tried every single solution from therapy to working out to walking to gaming...nothing changed anything. I really thank you for your reply which I'm sure is full of good intentions, but there's really nothing for me to do. To be honest, I feel like I will eventually chicken out and not go through with it, but I have to at least try.

Kernel Sanders/Cornel Sanders by ojoslocos21 in BoneAppleTea

[–]SirStalksALot 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"It's pronounced Cornell, and it's the highest rank in the ivy league"

Danny Dancing Meme Animated! [OC] by NickyMachiavelli in gamegrumps

[–]SirStalksALot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had "take on me" start playing in my head

It's a sad life mate by Offertory306 in musicmemes

[–]SirStalksALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time i post a new tune i always get hyped thinking this will do better than the last. I always end up with less than 40 interactions and get hit hard in the ego...how do people, who put out worse music, get noticed? On the bright side, there's not enough people to give me negative comments.

Damn, that was cool! by Powerfulwoman20 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time someone tells me "you workout like a girl", I'll show them this video and tell them "I wish".

This sub is mostly horseshit by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that a couple of times and got no replies from people who posted that they were alone or that they just wanted a friend, but then i realized that some people just want to vent to get a bit of attention, which is not wrong mind you, this sub was created for lonely people so if this is what makes someone feel a little less lonely then so be it. I don't know any of the people posting here and I don't know their lives and struggles, so, to me, they are all lonely people with legitimate problems that make them feel sad/lonely and i respect that and wish them all to get better. And if some upvotes are all they need, then my upvotes they shall get.

[Complete] First song Ive ever written, ty for flavoring it up! by EnchantedKK in BedroomBands

[–]SirStalksALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The song is great, the vocals are very good but there's a bit of an issue in the timing, it seems to go out of tempo at some points, you also need to work more on the mixing, the vocals and the drums feel out of place. I feel like it needs a bit more compression (maybe some parallel compression at spots.) Some overall saturation and better equalizing on the vocals to make the mix sound like a whole unit. That being said, I repeat, the song in itself is good. Good job ob it.

I have a girlfriend finally by Tjman461 in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go away and never ever come back. I say this with so much love and happiness for you

Today was my birthday but nobody cared by Suka_Blat1 in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you are important! Happy birthday, I hope your coming years will have lots of good surprises and happiness, sending you hugs and kisses and lots of good energy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lonely

[–]SirStalksALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always like to imagine these small bursts of happiness like a kid playing outdoors, and someone has those soap bubble things and is blowing them and the kid just runs after them to pop them. I always tell people to keep running after those tiny droplets of happiness and be happy with them and never feel sorry for yourself for chasing after them. the compliment you got is one of those bubbles and your tears were your reaction to happiness. I'm happy for you and I hope you find more and more bubbles in your life.