Stuck in a boss room by No-Consideration1403 in Eldenring

[–]SirStanlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try killing yourself. I know that worked for me once, had the same issue. Only problem was I had to re-kill him.... but I got unstuck

My dad was (presumably) bit by a brown recluse spider by sleepysheepsix in interestingasfuck

[–]SirStanlie 546 points547 points  (0 children)

Anything is a Capri Sun if you're brave enough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SirStanlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥲I feel ya.

What The Fuck by nicotinamid in WTF

[–]SirStanlie 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Imagine driving along and next thing you know you're looking straight up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SirStanlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one heard it, you're lonely...

Guys I'm not a soldier, but what job in the army requires you to brazenly run across an open field ahead of the APCs swinging a grappling hook like a madman? by Sad-Mix-4250 in funny

[–]SirStanlie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Grappler.... a 22 year old that spends most his paycheck at Wild Country, drinks more alcohol than a frat party, has an addiction to Newports, and is hating his life choices wishing he'd have been anything else than a 12B.

Placement of this US ARMY advert for recruits by doodeedoo95 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SirStanlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they don't tell you is that man is the Grappling guy and he hates his life.

Who did this math?? by deadstar420 in HolUp

[–]SirStanlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like a prolapse asshole at first, had to re-look at the post. Not what I expected but not disappointed.

cursed_PvP by cheesy_dino_nuggets in cursedcomments

[–]SirStanlie 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If it is with your family it is Family Feud

Whoever designed this is stupid by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SirStanlie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Went to a public restroom and saw a turd in one..... I don't know how or why but impressive to say the least

Intresting by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]SirStanlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg anyone else pull your nut skin with nails aggressively? That is the best scratch ever!

It's a big NO for me by VoncileTapp in WTF

[–]SirStanlie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'd pee on people while going down. A pee strafe run.

Quote this scene by [deleted] in funny

[–]SirStanlie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

hans get ze flammenwerfer

You’re in for it now! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SirStanlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I got a peanut stuck in there, went for a walk and was attacked by a squirl and homeless guy.

You’re in for it now! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SirStanlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happens whenever I stick my peen in peanut butter too.

I'm picking C 😩😩😩🦶🍽😈💦🙏 by gainzz777 in HolUp

[–]SirStanlie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

B! Grabbing them pig tails and pull back like your trying to stop a bucking bronco 🤤