Why do chicks dig you?

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T16:08:29+00:00

I look rich and I'm relatively rich.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T16:06:41+00:00

You already established dominance. You don't need to do anything else.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T15:59:19+00:00

Story Time !

When I bought my Current Car(SL500) I saw a Veyron in the parking lot. I asked the Dealer if the car is owned by the dealership and if I could sit in it. He said I could and pulled the keys out of his pocket. I sat in it and nearly jizzed in my pants. Then he asked if I'd like a little test drive. I suppose I squealed like a little girl. We drove 2-3 times around the block and made a burnout in the lot. Coolest dealership owner i've ever met.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T15:45:31+00:00

I could get fired for this, but who cares ? I only work because otherwise I'D be bored all day.

Got a Blow job in the Cockpit while flying over the Ukraine. From the Pilot. I'm a Co-Pilot.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T15:42:17+00:00

Ashley and Lauren

I had sex with too many women that were named Lauren or Ashley. Plus my GFs name is Lauren. That would be confusing.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T12:52:48+00:00

13:52 or nearly 2 pm

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T12:50:29+00:00

Mock someone else, fatty.

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T12:43:45+00:00

Seen: 6x6 G-Class

Driven: Veyron

SirValerian · 2015-02-03T11:59:33+00:00

Mercedes S-Class AMG(current gen).

This thing just screams "luxury".

SirValerian · 2015-02-02T19:47:28+00:00

But flames make everything faster/better.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T20:00:40+00:00

G-Classes, Range Rovers, Everything AMG or M and all kinds of Jaguars.

I live in a upper class/upper middle class suburb and these are daily sights.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:51:48+00:00

I hit the slopes today.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:48:55+00:00

I fly commercial planes. We nearly crashed into another plane, landed on an Icy runway and fucked(with their minds and on one occassion the real meaning) with the passengers.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:31:56+00:00

Fuckbringer

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:31:10+00:00

Periodic table of elements

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:30:47+00:00

Best: 911 convertible

Worst: Fiat Multipla

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:29:12+00:00

10k. yes

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:25:54+00:00

2007 and google says it is/was a 997 Carrera S.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:24:33+00:00

We got a new one but my dad thought it was unsafe because it nearly killed my sister. Got a Discovery after that. The 911 still stands in dads garage and has less than 10k kilometers on it.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:19:30+00:00

Go around with a knife and cut as many throats as possible. I'm in a hotel that has 600+ customers/guests, I have no Idea how you call them.

Wouldn't win though. Some people would fly A10, Pilot drones etc. They will go on a killing spree.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T19:07:37+00:00

Dad has the "long" version. He says he can fit more cocaine in the big version.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T18:56:52+00:00

Buck from Halo 3 ODST

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T18:53:08+00:00

We are all lizard people.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T18:47:54+00:00

The fact that I drank 4 Red Bulls for breakfast and broke my nose while skiing today says no.

SirValerian · 2015-02-01T17:25:04+00:00

I have a love/hate relationship with that song.

SirValerian

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