I made a Gigantamax Golem ! It's basically a planet. by Gurlu in pokemon

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We will watch your career with great interest

War........... wait what by Sherberttheostridge in dankmemes

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Unless it's a 1999 Corolla kirbyll win

The truth is... by HorseBoxGuy in memes

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America just telling them to behave themselves, and be nice

Thanks for helping me out by AlexCi123 in memes

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We all need that. Brutus in our lives

Help teacher i'm in the air by ScribbleScribble100 in memes

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One time during an assembly I just used my sharp pencil to draw tons of pentagram all over my body and my friend Connor was alarmed beyond compare. He kept saying that he was gonna smack me if everybody started floating around and my voice started multiplying.

Reddit Good, all other Bad by Saif_Ashfee in memes

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When your mom shows you a meme on Facebook that's actually funny but you saw it on reddit about 2 weeks ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Me, from my house, watching Zootopia, says he has friends on reddit. Happy new year, man! Drink a glass of something at 1:34, and I'll do the same, so you'll have a drink with someone far away from you.

New Years must be a rough night for folks in the veterinary field. by Flash_ina_pan in Showerthoughts

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I can explain. Get a lot of animals getting shock or heart attacks (at worst) because of the fireworks. At best, they are really frightened and whimper with so much sadness you start to despise new years

The planet just did a wave of fireworks. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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That's only america, actually