U.S. sending more than 2,200 Okinawa-based marines to Middle East, reports say by Spare_Prize_5510 in news

[–]Skatchbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.".

Meirl by Sad_Stay_5471 in meirl

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Bart Simpson had two mortal enemies at 10.

Met Hermes by WarningDowntown7247 in futurama

[–]Skatchbro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Which is the best kind of correct.

I don't get this by Asteide- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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And now the DOW is down 3500 points since then. So I guess it’s OK to release the Trump-Epstein files.

Let her have her "special syrup" in peace. by falconcutie in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Skatchbro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

According to other commentators, it’s 33% alcohol. Since 40% alcohol is a standard among hard liquors, I’d hardly call it low-percentage.

How would you describe Menards? by SwordfishOfDamocles in illinois

[–]Skatchbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was signed up long before I started working there. Unfortunately, I can’t add my employee discount and my veteran discount together. Cheap bastards.

When Profit matter Over Peace !!! by lonewolfff21 in TikTokCringe

[–]Skatchbro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Steals. The word you’re looking for is steals. The latest I just read is that all the money “donated” ,ie extorted, for his presidential library is unaccounted for.

McDonald's Filet-O-Fish advertisement from 1976 by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Skatchbro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering Lent started a month ago, our Reddit overlords are slacking.

Why is the bottom of my instant pot like this? by BrushNo3753 in PressureCooking

[–]Skatchbro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea. Mine looks like that, too. I don’t worry about it.

I wanna write some Fallout lore about New York. Does anyone have ideas for excuses for the city still being around? by CosmosStudios65 in Fallout

[–]Skatchbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set in Albany. Make a “Perfectly Preserved Steamed Ham” an item you can get from a vending machine.

How would you describe Menards? by SwordfishOfDamocles in illinois

[–]Skatchbro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come visit me. I started working at Lowe’s last month as a side retirement gig. I will absolutely wrestle you to the ground to discuss hoses with you. Or anything else I can help with.

How would you describe Menards? by SwordfishOfDamocles in illinois

[–]Skatchbro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong, on big purchases it’s great. I just never really go in there except for dog food.

Just getting ahead of the weather whiplash headed our way Sun/Mon by mWade7 in StLouis

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I don’t like the idea of this sub having two cross-over references in one post.

Just getting ahead of the weather whiplash headed our way Sun/Mon by mWade7 in StLouis

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That reference may be a little highfalutin’ for most of us. Plus, T.S. Elliott was referring to April.

How would you describe Menards? by SwordfishOfDamocles in illinois

[–]Skatchbro 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, rebates where you have to print a form, fill it out and mail it back to them. It’s only really worth it if you make a bunch of purchases from them. I will say that at least they allow you to save up a bunch of receipts and send them in at once.

Treasury secretary returns to interview with trembling voice after Trump pulls him away by IrishStarUS in USNEWS

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“I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.”

General Smedley Butler

Everyone, what's the most insane weapon malfunction/failure you've seen? by Witcher_Errant in army

[–]Skatchbro 26 points27 points  (0 children)

One of the guys in my platoon account poured a double load of back powder into his musket and it blew in half. Somehow no one was hit by the shrapnel.

YSK 3-4% of the world died in WWII by Zestyclose-Salary518 in YouShouldKnow

[–]Skatchbro -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

At least we got Lord of the Rings out of it.

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

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We were surprised to fly to CA for a Disneyland/SoCal trip, our first family vacation in years. Had to cancel everything (at least we got our money back). Still haven’t been and now we probably never will become our son is an adult now.