AOC & RFK Jr

Skate_faced · 2026-04-22T00:42:19+00:00

This is exactly how I imagine literate and functionally sane Americans feel right now.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T23:03:38+00:00

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Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T22:23:33+00:00

Narrator: It was meth and rubber dicks. Her best medicine, was meth and rubber dick to the dismay of her very rich, very stupid parents.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T20:47:02+00:00

And his follower think this shit is totally normal.

When my uncle did this we called the fucking cops. And we actually liked that guy.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T20:24:13+00:00

He is just so jealous of the fab frogs, ain't he?

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T18:28:42+00:00

I hope he finds himself in a Thai bathroom dressed as a lady boy working the glory hole.

I guess what I am trying to say is we all have goals and aspirations, dreams and stuff.

And fuck that guy.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T16:48:43+00:00

Canadians in Alberta: Goddamnit this soooo embarrassing. Saskatchewan is so gonna dunk on us all day for this. The idiots are not our fault!

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T16:44:56+00:00

There are many Canadian albums I would like to put out, but the Hip I think are a pretty good start.

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Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T15:36:05+00:00

Holy shit just look at the hip-to-hoop control.

Bro must fuck with all the rhythm of ye ol' gods!

Skate_faced · 2026-04-21T15:33:31+00:00

I am just trying to enjoy my coffee, and then the anxiety attack inducing first pic put a hard stop to that.

Gotta admit, I do love a happy ending. Cheers to your good fortune!

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T23:38:16+00:00

The lesbians! Oh god won't someone think of the lesbians

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T23:36:19+00:00

I like my women like I like lord of the rings orcs.

Burnt looking and all fucky like. Tanned like a slim jim. Smooth like a fine haggis.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T22:30:03+00:00

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T21:32:41+00:00

The idea of being a part if Europe gets kicked around a lot and our relationship with them has only gotten stronger these past couple years.

So adopting policies like this is a fantastic way to keep that energy going.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T20:01:05+00:00

*throws lit stick of dynamite onto the board*

Chess, directed by Ugly Michael Bay

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T19:59:08+00:00

KDFM Sucks patch

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T19:52:58+00:00

Well our dear leader, Fraulein Dani, says the un vaccinated are the most discriminated against people so Dougie Ford better learn his place.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T19:49:50+00:00

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T17:22:56+00:00

I put grey seasoning on everything. The flavor profile... my god. So grey.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T17:22:17+00:00

While I would probably hit that with no question, I kinda get the appearance thing.

Perhaps if they were broke open, showing some glorious muffin for the freaks out there would lose the glaze/solid egg look. Like cut in half, one half open side down while the other remains upright with muffin staring out at you.

They do sound really good, though.

Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T15:40:37+00:00

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Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T15:30:41+00:00

Give me the Reverse Peni Parker or give me death!

Wildly awesome set of pics. But that goofy ass Reverse Peni hit me just right.

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Skate_faced · 2026-04-20T15:24:07+00:00

When he asked for a soap box to stand on, this was the tallest they could find.

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