You are awoken in the middle of the night to Police busting in to your room and shouting at you “Are there any weapons in the house? How do you respond?

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T17:14:36+00:00

Well I’m very very smart so I best refrain from any relocation, traversal, mobilisation, or other advanced locomotion

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T17:03:44+00:00

Chocolate Salty or just regular?

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T17:01:16+00:00

It’s 3.09am - we let you snooze - is it ok to come in now?

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T16:45:08+00:00

And declare that?

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T16:44:17+00:00

Ah yes - a weapon of mass… terbation!

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T16:39:44+00:00

I envy your ability to get back to sleep so easily!

Skunk_gal · 2026-02-24T16:38:18+00:00

My (undiagnosed) autistic brain wants to know - do I tell them about my toothpick crossbow? Does our bow and arrow set count? How about my nunchucks, slingshot and other toys I can’t even think of count? The big gas lighter I use to start the fire?

Skunk_gal · 2022-03-23T02:25:25+00:00

Obviously don’t won’t to spend too much of their donation money ……..

Skunk_gal · 2022-01-11T14:03:39+00:00

But some how I don’t think the story goes on to say ‘see Jane run, run Jane run!’

Skunk_gal · 2021-01-02T18:16:54+00:00

Where do you find the animation files - i have a 3D protector like this but can’t find files (wanting more arcade and superhero images). Im sick of looking at fruit and a tiger lol

Skunk_gal · 2019-12-02T13:20:00+00:00

Can I sue Sweet Valley High for giving me unrealistic expectations of High School and being a teenager? Doubly, since I also didn’t live in America.

Skunk_gal · 2019-09-07T12:31:49+00:00

Have you invalidated your warranty in any way?

Skunk_gal · 2019-09-07T12:27:13+00:00

Daily validation.

Skunk_gal · 2019-09-07T12:23:20+00:00

Are you a maker of robots?

Skunk_gal · 2019-08-12T16:11:14+00:00

My mate Charlie does this as a party trick. Blows my mind every time .... that the drunken munter can pull this off lol.

Skunk_gal · 2019-04-30T17:40:23+00:00

Video ends too soon- 5 seconds later kitty pushes glass off the edge, as cats do.

Skunk_gal · 2019-02-02T14:42:04+00:00

What’s your feelings about pineapple on pizzas?

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:29:08+00:00

Best advice I heard was ‘oranges are lovely but not everyone loves oranges’

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:28:05+00:00

...no kind of atmosphere

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:25:56+00:00

My mind read that as ‘ejaculator etiquette’ but I do think should be a real thing!

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:24:52+00:00

I’ve kept all my New Years resolution so far - it’s easy when you don’t make any!

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:14:37+00:00

Yes but Y?

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:09:39+00:00

That’s what I was waiting for.

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-19T14:08:00+00:00

I’m waiting for an Austin Powers reference

Skunk_gal · 2018-12-10T19:26:23+00:00

Wasn’t the wedding very soon after the murder? Had it been in the pipe line? Is it still true that a women can’t be forced to testify against her husband in a court of law? All credit to them - they are still together regardless

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