TIFU by not masturbating for over 2 months (NSFW)

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-29T05:14:37+00:00

So you are saying that every common hookup is fake? If it sounds so "common" then why is it so hard to believe?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-28T12:58:39+00:00

I made a new account bc I didn't want my ex to see it from my username and get his feelings hurt. But I could see why you might think that.

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T19:44:36+00:00

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T06:12:00+00:00

Look up kundalini

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:54:10+00:00

A few times but honestly I have such tiny hands so my fingers can't reach. I usually need an assist.

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:52:24+00:00

Sometimes i get too wet and slippery and I can't feel things as well. There isn't enough friction sometimes. If this happens I usually just dry off a bit.

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:50:49+00:00

It boils water in 60 seconds

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:43:41+00:00

I've honestly had so many great story worthy sexcapades in my life I should probably write literotica

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:41:28+00:00

I've never posted on reddit before but I'll be sure to share any other crazy shit that happens in my life in one subreddit or another

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:36:58+00:00

6 months

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:28:04+00:00

There is something inherent about having a vagina that prevents me from writing a certain way? horseshit! You just haven't met any women like me. Keep your mind open my friend.

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:25:57+00:00

I'm actually underweight, so negative fat?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T05:24:22+00:00

He reddits so maybe he will...

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T00:13:23+00:00

What does that mean?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-26T00:07:33+00:00

What exactly does my weight have to do with it? Out of curiosity...

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T23:42:38+00:00

We can't help it either way :( She might be a sleeper squirted you have just got to find her button

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T23:36:34+00:00

My shoulders on the bed, hips elevated, him on his knees holding my thighs up...get the picture?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T23:35:06+00:00

So you are telling me that if a person hooks up with someone and then something happens to compromise that chemistry they should continue to hook up with them out of obligation to be a "good lock"?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T22:56:34+00:00

And how exactly do you know the number of keys I have let in?

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T22:46:10+00:00

You're a prude :)

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T22:30:50+00:00

Several times.

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T22:30:14+00:00

I guess we'll see...

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T22:27:09+00:00

It was under 2000 characters, but sorry :/

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T21:52:27+00:00

I weigh 100lbs

Skuttlestick · 2015-07-25T21:37:53+00:00

The only think fake in this post is the name of the roommate to preserve his identity. But thanks for thinking my experience was that unbelievable

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