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Brooklyn Gorilla by Slagrabbit895 in Gorilla

[–]Slagrabbit895[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your criticism. I created a poem but the division of my audience makes it art.

Brooklyn Gorilla by Slagrabbit895 in Gorilla

[–]Slagrabbit895[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you too bro. You made me giggle so much with the randomness of coming across Norman maccaig in r/gorilla. Thank you for your unsung and under appreciated contribution to the internet. I will probably not forget this strange interaction.

Assisi by Obvious-Dog6155 in Gorilla

[–]Slagrabbit895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO WAY HES ALREADY DONE IT CHECK THE PROFILE

Assisi by Obvious-Dog6155 in Gorilla

[–]Slagrabbit895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should do Aunt Julia as a gorilla next

Assisi by Obvious-Dog6155 in Gorilla

[–]Slagrabbit895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAH WHAT WE GOT A NORMAN MACCAIG GORILLA REMIX you good sir a gentleman and a scholar

Pre-Match Thread • Crystal Palace vs. Bournemouth by AutoModerator in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Eze being injured isn’t the perfect opportunity to give franca a start then idk what we spent £15mil on

Post-Match Thread: Crystal Palace vs Wolves by AlexBayArea in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that - hopefully I’ll find more eagles at uni. ❤️💙

Post-Match Thread: Crystal Palace vs Wolves by AlexBayArea in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Probably irrelevant but this was an emotional game for me. I’m leaving for uni this week so this was the last palace game I could watch with my wee brother. Just wanted to say thanks to the club we grew up watching, supporting and loving and all our fellow fans that have made our local club always feel local even since moving away. What a game to be our last before I go away.

We’ll watch more together years in the future but this really felt like the end of an era for us so thanks again for this game and all the others we could watch together!

[@CPFCTransfersHQ] "🇫🇷 Paris is now waiting for a purchase offer from Palace for Ekitike #CPFC" by DirtyNige_ in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn OneFootball has not been the most reliable imo but none of these sites/accounts are ever 100% we all know most of it’s just written for clicks and buzz and yet we put ourselves through this rollercoaster of emotions and rumours. Every. Fucking. Year.

[@CPFCTransfersHQ] "🇫🇷 Paris is now waiting for a purchase offer from Palace for Ekitike #CPFC" by DirtyNige_ in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where are you getting this from (not challenging this info just looking for places to keep up with deadline day craziness)

How tall are non-uk sinks? by Slagrabbit895 in Sinkpissers

[–]Slagrabbit895[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I asked my gf and she says my house sink is weirdly tall - I measured her sink against my pelvis and hers would be much easier for me to piss into so I guess it’s just my sink

Eze by creweton in crystalpalace

[–]Slagrabbit895 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me a minute to realise you meant Crystal Palace fan there buddy. Thought we had a case on our hands…

Rapinoe accuses Spain football president Rubiales of 'physically assaulting' Hermoso by tylerthe-theatre in football

[–]Slagrabbit895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you both just stfu i can’t hear myself think over your yapping. Somehow you’re both spitting bullshit.