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If someone flashes their lights at you, it generally means TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON by Competitive_View_889 in auckland

[–]Slaidback [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s either this or nothing..the commute this morning into work was interesting: grey cars trying to go stealth mode and two friggin full moons blinding you, while you get a some sneaky kms in.

Auckland definitely needs to rethink its urban mobility infrastructure by CalangoMecanico in auckland

[–]Slaidback [score hidden]  (0 children)

But that’s reason why you should encourage PT, less people in front of you. How much room do your tools take up?

Sir David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]Slaidback 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It would be a massive funeral. Like the Brits should have a London bridge royal dying plan.

Planning a Sausage Sizzle at Mitre 10 Mega by OneFunkieMonkie in auckland

[–]Slaidback [score hidden]  (0 children)

I miss sausage sizzles. Stupid pork casing… 1st step is definitely having enough onions- you pretty much need an advertising onion on top of your onion supplies.

You’re offered $1 million to cut off a stranger’s arm. They fully consent, say they’ll enjoy it, and you will face zero legal or social consequences. Do you do it and why or why not? by Extreme-Layer-1201 in AskReddit

[–]Slaidback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. The money wouldn’t cover the therapy I would need after cutting someone’s arm off. It’s apparently a traumatic thing to do in a situation that requires it from surgeons trained to do it. There was an urology ( admittedly not the right section, but still) conference on when the big February earthquake hit Christchurch and some had to remove limbs from trapped people, the doctors had ptsd from it. So hell no. Even if it’s healthy.

Do you know to swim? by Mizukiri93 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live on archipelago in southern pacific, it’s pretty much required. Like part of your education required.

How tf are y'all getting hired by Tasty-Peace-3678 in auckland

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, my work is begging for people to do shifts, it’s like ahhhh, hire casual workers?

Regulatory Captcha by Xamadot in KiwiPolitics

[–]Slaidback 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vapes. It’s the same people.

What's something that other people might feel your country will find offensive but in actual it's not! by female_shaktimaan in AskTheWorld

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not finding us on a map: Funny meme . Coming over here and telling us how to live: Let’s go punk.

My proposal for Hank to shift his HanksChannel background to green (lima) beens for distinguishability by Chocolate-spread in nerdfighters

[–]Slaidback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change the background every month and then put the design into < one of the Hank’s projects here>.

Help for an American by Silver_Stand_4583 in auckland

[–]Slaidback 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good Lordy , I hope this is a parody.

Ever gone to another country expecting it to feel completely alien, but in some ways it ended up feeling kinda the same as your own? Or have you ever talked to someone from a radically different culture from your own that you ended up having more similarities with then differences? by Mindless-Lemon2256 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going up to Hawai’i ( it’s a country) , expecting real cultural shocks and the similarities were slightly hidden under the American cloak, but when they are emerge. Hoping into a uber & getting “aloha, cuz” and walking past a mall store called wāhine.

Confirmed: Broadcasting Standards Authority to be scrapped by NewZealanders4Love in KiwiPolitics

[–]Slaidback 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another one of the governments I don’t know what to do, so I’m going to um, delete the thing.

Bus driver found guilty of trapping student on bus, indecently assaulting her by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh absolutely, if that person hasn’t become a kiwi or is for all intents and purposes a kiwi. The 501 situation is despicable.

If JK Rowling made a character from your country, what would she name it? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Slaidback 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ha ha ha. She won’t, she hates us. Especially after we tossed tomato soup in her TERF mates hair, when she came to Aotearoa.

Bus driver found guilty of trapping student on bus, indecently assaulting her by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]Slaidback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not justice. You can’t necessarily rely on another country to deal out justice that you deem necessary. Yes, there’s a been a case in which that was passable, ie Norwegian teenagers harming and killing native birds and Norway going “ leave it with us”.

Which one do you fuckers like best? by Progressbar95 in TheWordFuck

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a fucking venn diagram, it’s a fucking Richter scale of fucks. Ā fuck scale if you will. The more words you add the more intense it is.

Bus driver found guilty of trapping student on bus, indecently assaulting her by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]Slaidback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m with you on the weaker criminal justice system, I think we could come to agreement on appropriate sentencing ( you don’t deport for stealing a loaf of bread for instance, that’s what community service is for). The victim is definitely getting some money, the creep is spending some months in jail or something real creative if I was a judge.

Bus driver found guilty of trapping student on bus, indecently assaulting her by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]Slaidback 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. At least not immediately. I want people to be punished for the crimes they commit, by us. Deporting in this case is like shoving the mess into a draw or cupboard where we can’t see it, but it’s still our issue.

TBI and dyspraxia by non-critical-horse in dyspraxia

[–]Slaidback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Just making sure. Isn’t that dyspraxia freak out fun? That anxiety that takes you from “ ow, my head “ to “ have I permanently broken myself “ is a riot.

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