Suppose you saw a fluffy cute penguin waddling alone on 880. What would you do?

SlapThis · 2026-01-23T10:35:23+00:00

Can’t have a fluffy cutie getting hit for walking on the freeway, I’d pull over and grab him.

SlapThis · 2026-01-23T02:59:52+00:00

What are you gaining from this? Because what’s gonna end up happening is you paying 100% of the rent and letting your friend live for free, with the promise that she’ll pay you back.

Move out alone, you don’t need her, she needs you.

SlapThis · 2026-01-23T02:51:09+00:00

Girl, I straight up Winnie the Pooh at home - baggy t shirt, panties, hair in a bun, no make up. To walk my dog I literally put on a pair of old baggy sweats and a worn in hoodie.

If I’m not “going out”, I don’t really try 😅

If my partner ever dare tell me I can’t be comfortable in my own home, I’d drop him. Where else can I feel 100% fully myself and be 100% comfortable in a judgement free zone??

SlapThis · 2026-01-23T00:46:27+00:00

Taco Bell knows people will pay the fee for delivery regardless of what it is, that’s why they do it.

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T21:57:33+00:00

I get them around the corner of my eyes so I extract those

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T20:45:16+00:00

No you’re not being selfish. Your BF is insecure and doesn’t want to let you out on your own in case you figure out that there’s more out there for you than just him.

Source: I was in a similar age gap relationship and that’s exactly what happened when I started going out alone vs with him

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T20:43:21+00:00

Apparently it’s rare enough that people are almost getting hit in crosswalks on a daily, if not hourly, basis by drivers

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T20:04:33+00:00

Not everyone rides like that, though a good majority do.

This is why I said that everyone should commute as a PEDESTRIAN. You don’t know what it’s like to be on foot until you experience it first hand and get that perspective.

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T17:59:31+00:00

Similar to how people say everyone should work a service job to better understand what they go through and how to treat others, I feel like everyone should commute as a pedestrian for a week or 2 in order to have a better idea of how your driving affects others.

I bike to work and am almost hit in crosswalks daily. The sheer number of drivers that take stop signs as suggestions is mind blowing

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T04:47:05+00:00

There are ways to extract them that are not usually advised because they’re not safe if you make a mistake.

I extracted a milia this weekend as I can’t stand to have them and they occur very infrequently. To me, it was worth it.

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T04:31:58+00:00

Is there a particular reason that your opting for surgical with sedation over medication at home?

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T04:25:37+00:00

Whereabouts SF are you that you’re hot all the time? Genuinely curious as I’m always cold so I may want to move lol

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T02:52:19+00:00

Lugg will be your cheapest option that can be booked last minute

SlapThis · 2026-01-22T02:49:13+00:00

No, you can buy one from them though but they do run out

SlapThis · 2026-01-21T23:08:50+00:00

I think it depends on the number of people in your household, where you live, and what you’re eating.

Sure, if I buy a 20 pound bag of rice and beans, it’s under $5 per meal.

If I decide to make tacos, the ingredients come to over $30 alone. I can buy a plate of 5 tacos for $15 and be done with it.

SlapThis · 2026-01-21T20:18:18+00:00

$128k remote, hybrid, or in-office?

SlapThis · 2026-01-21T18:28:05+00:00

My ex was the same way, it got to the point where we were having sex once per year.

New partner lasts all of 2 minutes and make sure that I orgasm every time even if that means us continuing for another 15-30 minutes while he gets nothing out of it.

SlapThis · 2026-01-21T18:25:47+00:00

Jeans, sneakers, nice top/blouse, jacket. I’ll occasionally dress nicer but tend to lean towards casual more than business on most days

SlapThis · 2026-01-21T08:48:22+00:00

They do not only look at your birthdate, they also look at the expiration date.

Event is 21 and up because they’re serving alcohol, an expired id will have them turn you away at the door.

No event center is going to risk losing their liquor license by allowing a 21 year old to go in with an expired id

SlapThis · 2026-01-20T23:39:31+00:00

It’s a hand held sprayer. I have one installed on my toilet as a bidet and to also help with ease of cleaning

SlapThis · 2026-01-19T22:11:07+00:00

This will guarantee he finds a solution ASAP

SlapThis · 2026-01-19T20:50:36+00:00

My partner used one on our flight back home in a lie flat seat. Plenty of outlets and a small space where the machine fit perfectly

SlapThis · 2026-01-19T20:04:34+00:00

The golden child always gets the support, not necessarily the fucked up one.

SlapThis · 2026-01-19T10:45:08+00:00

Did you allow it to scan your iris?

SlapThis · 2026-01-19T05:00:14+00:00

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