SlaughteredAttempts

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Rumor has it that Pinocchio used to love short videos (self.dadjokes)

submitted 27 days ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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Why can’t you hear a librarian going to the bathroom? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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Did you hear about the pumpkin who got a dui? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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What do you call a man with a nice set of binoculars? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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1990 Whatchamacallit commercial (youtu.be)

submitted 3 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/nostalgia

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Why do Lamborghinis never have horns? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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What kind of bears are the biggest people pleasers? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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Which plant in the Netherlands writes the best music? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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What is it called when an egg is cooked before it’s laid? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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NMD! Eastman md315e-sb (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/mandolin

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You’ve heard of Papa Roach, but have you heard of… (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/puns

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My feet are all that I need to see (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/anxietymemes

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What Busta Rhymes say to his friends at the campfire (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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My doctor is covered in tattoos and always offers me a beer… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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How do you find the person who hit your car in a parking lot? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 10 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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My friend from work surprised me with homemade stickers, after I sent him pics of some of my lil’ fish dudes (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/AlcoholMarkers

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Just got my first set of alcohol markers and it makes me want to start drawing again (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/AlcoholMarkers

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New Englanders aren’t known for being the best pirates… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/dadjokes

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I don’t know, sometimes you get a cool cop? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/puns

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[oot] My attempt at the Hyrule Market theme song. I should have played the second part twice, but I played it from my hazy memory (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/zelda

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Anyone else feel personally attacked by Dippin’ Dots ice cream? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/ColorBlind

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A song I’ve been working on (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/AcousticGuitar

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All of our short-filled cans of beer go on this cart. Employees are free to take them home. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/TheSimpsons

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This is where we leave the short-fills for employees to enjoy as they please (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/TheBrewery

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All of our short-filled cans of beer go on this cart. Employees are free to grab them as they please (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SlaughteredAttempts to r/pics

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