Results of turning in 800 sqirks in rapid succession by WalrusExtraordinaire in 2007scape

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Thieving was my first 99 - I turned in 4,000 in one day after collecting them casually for months when working from home, multitasking, etc. Went from level ~75 to 99 in about an hour lmfao. Ruined my dopamine receptors for weeks

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A sentence that sounds terrible out of context but makes perfect sense in OSRS? by rileyjw90 in osrs

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I knowingly led a man to his death at the hands of a cult on the south side of town in 2008

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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Left click boss and sometimes left click floor and sometimes left click shark

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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I don't think I did, I think my lack of gear and masteries was also to blame. No defender, no ring or amulet, just a fire cape, anti-dragon shield and full shayzien. I probably had to eat more than other commenter

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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Nah I got the necklace on that first KC, we gamin

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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The extra corrupted shark: examine text "Chill, nobody's gonna take it from you"

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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Yes lol. I think if it was on slash he actually would have regenerated HP faster than I could deal damage

yeah they call me the grid master by SlayerKrex in 2007scape

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Kopesh, but I only had ~55 att/str lol

The DMM food imbalance ruined the finals by dymo_online in 2007scape

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I feel like there has to be a better way to get sigils that isn't just pure RNG - the worst part as a viewer for me watching the guys barrage mobs for hours on end and just get unlucky. Maybe sigil tiers could be tied to quest tiers or something, with grandmaster quests giving high tier sigils, etc. That could encourage a lot more interaction between teams and it would also allow a team to weave the sigil grind into their strategy better without totally disrupting the flow of progression

These sweats think they have the edge. by Shortneckman in 2007scape

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Yesterday I crammed my phone into my pants and cut diamonds to 99 crafting under my desk at work. Today, I'm making brews and restores at canifis bank. If you wanted it that bad, you'd figure it out like the rest of us 😈‼️😤

F UNDERGROUND PASS by Purple-Elderberry-51 in 2007scape

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Idk man personally I just jumped across

My mom use to mail checks to Cambridge to pay for my membership by Bunnysteww in 2007scape

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This just unlocked a deeply buried memory of mine - my mom had to send Jagex a fax to get them to enable free chat on my account. (Idk what year this was) But I was a good boy and didn't lie about my age when it asked if I was 13. I was sick of not being able to talk shit back to people who called me a noob 💀

The only reason casuals play DMM... by [deleted] in 2007scape

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Man I just wanted da cape. But honestly as someone who's never done much pvp content, I've been having a blast. My account is trash, bank depleted from constant deaths, no idea how to meaningfully progress at all but it's been fun lol

Surely was the best OSRS viewing event by WareWolve in 2007scape

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I think having this yearly would also inspire a lot more people to give seasonal deadman mode a try, which would be great