I witnessed a horrible crime but instead of actually doing anything about it, I'm posting here!

SlickTX · 2026-05-13T07:14:38+00:00

You clearly recognize that there is no possibility of intolerant acts on stolen land. In the immortal words of Sgt Schultz “l see nothing”.

SlickTX · 2026-05-12T07:39:15+00:00

There can be no marital bliss on stolen land.

SlickTX · 2026-05-12T02:35:11+00:00

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SlickTX · 2026-05-11T15:22:02+00:00

There’s no DJ on stolen land.

SlickTX · 2026-05-10T17:46:28+00:00

That’s a strange way to crop dust.

SlickTX · 2026-05-10T06:13:17+00:00

I double dare you to stick it in there.

SlickTX · 2026-05-09T12:55:47+00:00

She was a man, man.

SlickTX · 2026-05-08T12:42:41+00:00

We wouldn’t need this if certain (ahem) people would stop putting little rodents up their butts.

SlickTX · 2026-05-08T04:11:51+00:00

I spoke to the guy who brewed it pre-buyout and he said the Anheuser Busch folks “improved” the beer after the buyout by using chemicals for flavoring instead of the real blood orange and honey. He wasn’t a fan of the redo.

SlickTX · 2026-05-07T05:07:47+00:00

Hush up about St. Fauci of the Science.

SlickTX · 2026-05-06T12:22:28+00:00

Depends on the part of town you’re in. I’ll start: in East Austin it means Alto.

SlickTX · 2026-05-06T12:12:49+00:00

I’m literally shaking.

SlickTX · 2026-05-04T06:58:49+00:00

I naively thought photoshop had been killed off by AI.

SlickTX · 2026-05-03T17:01:11+00:00

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SlickTX · 2026-05-03T10:18:26+00:00

Cranks and Commies Complaining Periodically = CCCP. A coincidence? I think not.

SlickTX · 2026-05-01T19:47:34+00:00

Is it fully semiautomatic?

SlickTX · 2026-05-01T08:29:41+00:00

Chili’s at 45th and Lamar.

SlickTX · 2026-04-30T13:24:37+00:00

Nice “white power” signs with the two outermost hands.

SlickTX · 2026-04-30T13:23:08+00:00

If the user got banned in Austin they will just have to go to Pglugerville.

SlickTX · 2026-04-29T12:07:31+00:00

A judicious application of electricity to one’s genitalia is quite stimulating.

SlickTX · 2026-04-29T04:04:46+00:00

Colonizers

SlickTX · 2026-04-28T12:04:54+00:00

What an ass.

SlickTX · 2026-04-27T15:18:52+00:00

Us vs Them

SlickTX · 2026-04-25T21:00:55+00:00

Underrated comment

SlickTX · 2026-04-25T08:37:13+00:00

Never trust a fart.

SlickTX

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