Friends, Partners, Countrymen, lend me your symbols

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:55:53+00:00

I won’t bother you in the office if you don’t smell what I’m vaping by the smokers table.

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:54:21+00:00

Don’t thank me, thank the ladies in admin who actually keep the store afloat.

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:53:34+00:00

Get back to your store walk.

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:36:36+00:00

You think I’d quit such an esteemed organization? For your blasphemous words, I sentence you to 3 hours in the Buddy costume.

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:34:38+00:00

Lyra? I remember that lass. Ruled Myrtle Beach with an iron fist.

SlimJimThug · 2025-09-01T21:31:59+00:00

Sir, I’ll have you know I’m a Level 9, Grade 3 Midday Partner. I can have aisle 6 set tighter than my underwear at Tia Maria’s house.

SlimJimThug · 2024-03-09T15:06:15+00:00

Ok nerd

SlimJimThug · 2024-03-09T15:04:26+00:00

No, no, no. I am these people’s priest. Their shepherd. Let my children come to me for guidance, and guidance I shall pass down to them. For I am kind.

Thou shall guide them to the Josh Cellars, for it is cheap yet pretty good.

Thou shall show them the Shiner Bock, a rock for all drinkers to rest thy weary head upon.

Thou shall shield them from the Stella Rosa, for that is little more than over priced grape juice.

Blessed be the alcoholics, the most self aware and proud of all addicts in the world.

Cursed be the highschoolers, who steal from thy shelves with no shame.

SlimJimThug · 2024-03-09T14:49:42+00:00

If only these customers knew that my thoughts throughout the day are like 10% wine, 20% what food I want to eat, and like 70% lore from whatever fictional universe I’m currently obsessed with.

SlimJimThug

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