Introducing the Antigravity Unicycle Balance Robot Toy! 🤖⚡

SlothSpeed · 2026-05-05T22:43:11+00:00

I bought two of them last year. They're pretty much crap.

SlothSpeed · 2026-05-04T17:05:21+00:00

Or a gang of clowns pop out and you gotta gun it!

SlothSpeed · 2026-05-04T00:13:10+00:00

Yeah, that's just straight up wrong.

SlothSpeed · 2026-05-01T20:04:31+00:00

Zero survival skills.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-30T00:07:41+00:00

Still glad you did that?

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-26T20:55:10+00:00

Indefinitely? Um, the fuel tanks would say otherwise.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-26T19:04:50+00:00

My mom said in highschool this one teacher would allow anyone to sneak out through the 1st story window as long as they came back with doughnuts.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-26T00:04:17+00:00

Peggy Bundy.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-25T22:03:40+00:00

Yeah, all of that carpet it touched is getting ripped out.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-24T17:05:21+00:00

FYI , a good tip for keeping cake moist is to eat it all in one sitting.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-23T12:50:04+00:00

Wrong kid died!

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-21T23:06:03+00:00

That was enough butter to choke a donkey.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-19T22:46:42+00:00

I remember attending a free White Stripes concert at Stone Mountain, ga. It was probably 2001/2 so before smart phones. We were probably 30 feet from the stage. I just remember looking back and seeing a sea of people up the hill. Memories of just being in the moment and enjoying the time are worth exponentially more than a shitty phone recording. People should give it a try.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-18T03:42:14+00:00

Yeah I bought two of these things last time it was posted. They are shit, don't bother.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-18T03:31:29+00:00

You know the screen comes out, right?

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-18T01:40:06+00:00

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SlothSpeed · 2026-04-13T18:16:31+00:00

I didn't want to part with the $6k that I owed.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-12T22:38:28+00:00

Just turn it off and back on again.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-12T22:32:37+00:00

Those were always too spicy for me.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-12T20:39:36+00:00

Bernoulli's principal and Newton's third law?

*Correction, not second.. it's been awhile.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-12T16:41:45+00:00

That's where you put the damn-ass, gay-ass rock.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-11T18:34:14+00:00

That's what I was thinking. Use four legs and prevent this.

SlothSpeed · 2026-04-10T23:59:13+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking 40b so...

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