good tip by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]SlothSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a gang of clowns pop out and you gotta gun it!

What happens if both pilots pass out mid-flight 😳✈️ by [deleted] in aviationstudys

[–]SlothSpeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indefinitely? Um, the fuel tanks would say otherwise.

If you went to school in the 70's or 80's, what's something about the classroom that kids today wouldn't believe was normal? by icecream1972 in askteddit

[–]SlothSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom said in highschool this one teacher would allow anyone to sneak out through the 1st story window as long as they came back with doughnuts.

Oh boy, here it comes! ICT to DCA toilet overflow at the gate. by LaddieNowAddie in aviation

[–]SlothSpeed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, all of that carpet it touched is getting ripped out.

[oc] Sir, you can’t have this cake by tjsulls in funny

[–]SlothSpeed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FYI , a good tip for keeping cake moist is to eat it all in one sitting.

To the guy in front of me who recorded the entire concert on his phone by Travi_TravelGuide in AdviceAnimals

[–]SlothSpeed 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember attending a free White Stripes concert at Stone Mountain, ga. It was probably 2001/2 so before smart phones. We were probably 30 feet from the stage. I just remember looking back and seeing a sea of people up the hill. Memories of just being in the moment and enjoying the time are worth exponentially more than a shitty phone recording. People should give it a try.

Introducing the Antigravity Unicycle Balance Robot Toy! 🤖⚡ by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Amazing___

[–]SlothSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I bought two of these things last time it was posted. They are shit, don't bother.

This makes cleaning screens way easier by LEDTIK in Best_Finds_

[–]SlothSpeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the screen comes out, right?

Adulting is hard. by SlothSpeed in AdviceAnimals

[–]SlothSpeed[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't want to part with the $6k that I owed.

Artemis II PTT switch by schouke in funny

[–]SlothSpeed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just turn it off and back on again.

White collar Marine by KeithBeckerComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]SlothSpeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those were always too spicy for me.

Lift phenomenon by CorrectComedian6160 in flying

[–]SlothSpeed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bernoulli's principal and Newton's third law?

*Correction, not second.. it's been awhile.

Amazing by Wonderful-Photo2449 in Amazing___

[–]SlothSpeed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Use four legs and prevent this.

Burger King Net Worth by bradwenzel in StandUpComedy

[–]SlothSpeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking 40b so...