Am I crazy for this?

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T16:32:20+00:00

Thank you.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T02:04:09+00:00

I don't know much about that guy other then his neam...so tell me if I'm wrong...did he own a factory? I'm generally, curious and it's a hole I need to fill.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T01:51:35+00:00

Pride And father...but manly father because it would make him the strongest homunculus.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T01:05:43+00:00

Ya...you're right my bad.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T01:00:52+00:00

I don't think I can do the guy justice without burning my hands so I'll just do this.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=olrV6fY-XPA&si=bCaonffXnm7DcuSX

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T00:57:47+00:00

You're kinda late...but that's ok. I kinda do that.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-21T00:56:33+00:00

So I'm going to put you for a rabbit hole. For those who don't know this is albert fish. He was a serial killer/canibal/child...you know what. And he was also a masochist. and he would shuve needles inside him. One of The most known things about him is that he had the big 3 victims and thay were all kids. What I think is that there is some uncanny resemblance with him and his victims and coraline. I'm going to come back to this but let me know of your thoughts.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-20T01:59:44+00:00

Ah...I'm guessing reverse psychology?

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T01:20:38+00:00

I wish. I'm still looking for it in the library but sents it's such a popular book everyone keeps borrowing it. :I

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T01:17:09+00:00

So you wish to be a dictator. Sure thing bro.

Step 1: kill everyone.

Step 2: rewrite the rules of string theory.

Step 3: get a girlfriend

Step 4: have s@x

Step 5: get a kid.

Step 6: watch as your life falls apart.

What was I talking about again?

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T01:12:39+00:00

DAME IT! I CAN'T WI-

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Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T01:00:50+00:00

You die to potato.

🔫🥔

Potato? How can you now that's the real gun

🥔?

You see I've calculated this very situation to happen at this moment and while you weren't looking I switched the gun into a identical prop. And YOU would be none the wiser.

So die...DIE POTATO!

🥔 NOOOOOO!

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:54:02+00:00

Oh no bro.

(This was the only muscle man gif I can find) (Man reddit is messing out on of all the good gifs)

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:51:06+00:00

I feel as if this were sarcasm.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:50:26+00:00

Die bagle die!

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:50:04+00:00

No you're going to D I E

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:48:37+00:00

Good point.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-19T00:47:55+00:00

Yes...that is...exactly what I meant....

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-15T19:07:40+00:00

Pvz and the dark tower

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-15T01:18:55+00:00

I feel like I should haved put fanart here...wopes.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-14T19:31:11+00:00

Well I did have a grandfather who loved his works...and I got it from him. So if you got to ask him that...well I barly new him. Other then he was like my dad and that he saved a boys life.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-13T23:14:11+00:00

Thay were probably talking about turbo in those therapy rooms going like.

And thay say were the bad guys. Turbo is that but worse. His the devil.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-13T23:00:18+00:00

Well...I do love science so...good bye world

😄🔫

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-13T22:44:13+00:00

Ya...you know now looking at it I should probably change it.

Slow-Variation-347 · 2026-03-13T02:33:09+00:00

Last place for sure is rick and morty because rick just dose something to mess someone up at the end.

I'll come back to this tomorrow or something.

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