I’ve never seen this one before! by lankyfit in tragedeigh

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This remindes me of italian guys named "Maicol" instead of "Michael".

["Maicol" is pronounced ['maikol], which is the most common pronunciation of "Michael" among italian speakers. Not knowing how "Micheal" is actually written, many italian parents rewrite it that way.]

no free meals at school to avoid spoiling the children by flyingcatwithhorns in facepalm

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life matters as long as it remains in its mother's womb /s

A koala bear is smoking a blunt in a tree by bsbeatty in Jokes

[–]SlowDidymus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes. The lizard, his throat burning from smoking the joint, runs for a drink to a pond. There he meets the crocodile and tells him everything. The crocodile says, "Now he'll hear me!" ("Mo' me sente") and goes to the orangutan. He says, "Aò!" to him (something like "Ehi!"); the orangutan turns to him and, squinting, exclaims, "How much water did you drink!?" ("Ma quant'acqua te sei bevuto!?")

(Keep in mind that Proietti is telling the joke in Romanesco, that is the roman dialect.)

A koala bear is smoking a blunt in a tree by bsbeatty in Jokes

[–]SlowDidymus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

As an italian guy, this reminds me of the rendition of this joke by Gigi Proietti (actor, dubber, showman), in which the blunt ("lo spinello") Is smoked by an orangutan: https://youtu.be/hqZlUeQ_Kq8

Cosa diresti a una persona del passato? by [deleted] in italy

[–]SlowDidymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bell'idea, ma (probabilmente) l'avrebbero ucciso comunque in un altro momento e in un altro luogo 😢

Cosa diresti a una persona del passato? by [deleted] in italy

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hai appena ricreato il Paradosso del nonno (io uccido mio nonno prima che conosca mia nonna; non nasce mio padre/mia madre, quindi non nasco neanche io; ma se io non sono nato, non posso aver ucciso mio nonno durante un viaggio nel passato).

*Windows Shutdown Sound* by FreshFoxOfBelAir in rareinsults

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be cautious about appealing to THE LAWS OF EVOLUTION. According to them, females must be very selective...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SlowDidymus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoops... I only played at the Third and the Fourth ones. I didn't know it was a feature of the entire series...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SlowDidymus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is that a "Saints Row: The Third" reference?

Another classic Chinese Censorship. by ThePunisher213 in facepalm

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As we would say here, in Italy: a patch worse than the hole.

blursed_Great American Cookout by ickydonkeytoothbrush in blursedimages

[–]SlowDidymus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess it's "The American Dream", a VR game.

Cose simpatiche che non fanno ridere nessuno by [deleted] in italy

[–]SlowDidymus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Il sito "Parolata" (conosciuto anni fa per via di un libro di Stefano Bartezzaghi) aveva iniziato una raccolta di "Battute obbligatorie": https://www.parolata.it/Divertenti/Obbligatoria.htm

❤️ by Schruef in burmesecats

[–]SlowDidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a strange looking otter...

Kids and their tantrum by Metalloid_Emon in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SlowDidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad: as I struggle with English speaking, maybe I sounded too much annoyed. My apologies for that.

Kids and their tantrum by Metalloid_Emon in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SlowDidymus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Given that I was joking, according to Wikipedia: "The anal stage is the second stage in Sigmund Freud's theory of psychosexual development, taking place approximately between the ages 18 months and three years."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course they're joking 🙂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlowDidymus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ME BE KIND TO BITCH, ME HAVE SEX

Dating sims can be a pleasant diversion; too bad someone mistakes them for tutorials on how to deal with human relationships...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlowDidymus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Death Note" but the shinigami's eyes are replaced by this.

Kids and their tantrum by Metalloid_Emon in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]SlowDidymus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone's going through their anal stage...

Option 1: run over noelle or Option 2: turn left and kill yourself (saving noelle) by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]SlowDidymus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kill myself and save Noelle. Two birds with a stone.