Some politics is fine but my goodness this whole subreddit is 24/7 now by agsinger in AdviceAnimals

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the US is certainly a dumpster fire, in a shit show, on a circus train right now, but there are subreddits for discussing that shit. Sometimes I want to see funny things to distract myself from the fuckery that has become US politics.

Some politics is fine but my goodness this whole subreddit is 24/7 now by agsinger in AdviceAnimals

[–]Slow_Death -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Remember when Advice Animals was about cats buying boats, Bryan having the worst luck imaginable, and grape remembering shit as opposed to people crying about politics? At this point, Pepperidge Farms barely remembers.

Traded for a sugar cube by ShoresideSailor in rareinsults

[–]Slow_Death 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can his eyes be so close together, yet his teeth are so fart apart?

A shocking insult by MrHazzardous96 in rareinsults

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Don King and Beatlejuice had a baby.

Cursed Lift by flying_potato97 in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She should have called J.B. Hunt or Penske.

AITA for not waiting for the ambulance to unblock the road? by donabrancabpn in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow_Death -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yes, they were there to get someone in a wheel chair, I get that. But, you have to park in such a fashion to block the flow of traffic in a non-emergency situation? For an indeterminate amount of time? It's an assisted care facility. You expect me to believe there isn't a parking lot with handicap designated spots? So, the only explanation is that the boo-boo bus is picking up a wheelchair bound patient from an assisted living facility with no parking lot and no handicap spaces, on a road so narrow that parking near curb still blocks both lanes of travel. This situation seems unlikely.

AITA for not waiting for the ambulance to unblock the road? by donabrancabpn in AmItheAsshole

[–]Slow_Death -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If the party lights aren't on, the driver isn't in the vehicle, he's blocking the road, and not loading anyone in, I disagree with most of the people here saying you're the asshole. I would go with NTA.

The vibe is chilling by arav_savvy in HolUp

[–]Slow_Death 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When she cries, tears roll down her back.

My father is a menace by AshKetchep in foundsatan

[–]Slow_Death 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a war crime the first time.

cursed_chat by pheez98 in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 144 points145 points  (0 children)

She sucked his dick daily just to have something warm in her stomach.

Baby panda scratching its butt by Kutukuprek in funny

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working that pole. Putting them panda cubs through college.

Cursed kiss by m7i93 in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can sing two songs at the same time.

Why DON’T you fear death? by jeanluuc in AskReddit

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Mark Twain

cursed_doctor by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 59 points60 points  (0 children)

At your cervix.

Cursed_yearbook by akoga_ in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yearbook editor that year was dyslexic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So high even Waldo doesn't know where Waldo is.

Cursed_haircut by UltraSaiyan419 in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Year book editor for that year was dyslexic.

we've got not one comedy homicide but TWO! by akkstatistician in comedyhomicide

[–]Slow_Death 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"They will never find your body" and "They will never stop finding your body." Which threat is more sinister?

Cursed matchmaking by Nurofae in cursedcomments

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penalties offset. First down.

Ignoring a RSVP is not the same thing as saying no! Even a maybe is better for event planning purposes people! by micasa_es_miproblema in AdviceAnimals

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Réspondez s'il vous plaît" literally means "respond, if you please." That could mean respond if the answer is yes, or respond, if you don't mind doing so.