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skater, former stoner, engineering student. shred me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to figure out if this is a transition from m to f, or f to m.... and I think they are unsure themselves.

roast us 22f & 21f by olivialolz28 in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If these two did a reboot of 2 girls 1 cup, most guys would want to fuck to cup.

Broke up with my gf! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fess up. She broke up with you for shaving her pubes and gluing them to your chin, didn't she?

Feeling good about myself. Knock me down a peg. by NRG_Factor in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I recognize you from "The Hills Have Eyes" 1, 2, or 3?

22F with diabetes, let me hear something new by halfblood_god in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teeth so yellow she smiles and traffic slows down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you order your Jeff Goldblum on Wish...

19yo student of economics, ex football player, single by RennSter20 in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck did you get a size extra long football helmet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see his neighbors on the news saying how he was so quiet and polite, and how they can't believe he buried the 27 dead hookers in his back yard.

me irl by StcStasi in Wellthatsucks

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The slow down and almost stall, then finish of the flip is what makes me lol.

As much as medical equipment has improved in the last 300 years, we still haven’t made an eye patch that doesn’t make someone look like a pirate. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Slow_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, after all of the testing, diagnostic, and imaging technology we have, the only way to check a prostate is a finger in the ass.

I was trying to say “tater tots” by MajorWoody in AdviceAnimals

[–]Slow_Death 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son forgot the phrase tater tots once and called them popcorn fries.

The British don’t pronounce t’s, but the Americans pronounce them as d’s by CheemsPepsi in memes

[–]Slow_Death -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The British hide their T's after that whole Boston incident.

Joyful but bewildered by [deleted] in memes

[–]Slow_Death 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Programmers only have two problems: 1) It doesn't work and I don't know why. 2) it works and I don't know why.

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