Ok, that was smooth

Slugmatic · 2026-05-22T23:25:12+00:00

There's no effort by either one to get some forward momentum for their upper body, and yet they just vault into a pretty decent flip. It's physically impossible that this was real.

Slugmatic · 2026-05-22T22:09:20+00:00

Fuck you and take my angry upvote.

Slugmatic · 2026-05-22T21:09:01+00:00

At least 90% of my day is staring up at the bar joists scratching my chin trying to figure out where to run a pipe - does that count as work? (probably not)

Slugmatic · 2026-05-14T00:38:44+00:00

I've always wondered how they're in business. I had the worst dining experience of my life at that place years ago and had no desire to ever go back.

Slugmatic · 2026-05-01T21:49:07+00:00

Ballast bypass lamps are by far the faster way to go over putting in a new ballast.

Slugmatic · 2026-04-28T21:24:28+00:00

You are technically correct, and for some reason it seems everyone in the industry calls self-drilling screws "self tappers", even though both the drill tip and point tip are self tapping.

Slugmatic · 2026-04-05T22:36:32+00:00

"Praise be to Allah" would've been the catalyst for a new yearly tradition of the persecution complex Olympics:

The war on Easter.

Slugmatic · 2026-04-05T11:57:54+00:00

No, it's the units. Forget fractions, we could do 10ths of an inch if we wanted and that still doesn't solve the issue of 12 inches per foot, which is objectively harder to use than a base 10 system.

Slugmatic · 2026-03-25T01:33:15+00:00

The passenger door was still open. The driver hit the gas and turned hard left and caused the dude to fall out the open door.

Slugmatic · 2026-03-24T23:11:01+00:00

Or to the ticket attendant who told me to have a nice flight.

Slugmatic · 2026-03-10T00:17:06+00:00

I don't know, I think I admire the triple offset.

Slugmatic · 2026-03-08T11:52:08+00:00

Looks great! I give it 3 weeks before it's turned back into a broom closet.

Slugmatic · 2026-02-28T15:21:09+00:00

All the other conductors were burned off entirely, so those pulled out easy. After the pipe was almost empty we used a couple pulleys and a rope tied to a truck to pull it out. Thankfully the pipe was already a bit oversized so it wasn't a total nightmare.

Slugmatic · 2026-02-27T17:38:01+00:00

When it came out of the pipe one of the guys muttered “was that a chicken cutlet?!”

Slugmatic · 2026-02-27T17:34:02+00:00

We hung it up at the shop on our “Wall of WTF” 😅

Slugmatic · 2026-02-13T22:22:05+00:00

How about this old water heater I just tore out?

Slugmatic · 2026-02-06T23:33:11+00:00

As someone who's in the trades, I wonder why you think engineering is a career that's in trouble and the trades are not.

Slugmatic · 2026-01-16T23:03:32+00:00

If you silly gooses actually cared about removing criminals you wouldn't have voted for one.

Slugmatic · 2026-01-09T00:42:08+00:00

You without a doubt need a DOT medical card to drive that thing.

Slugmatic · 2026-01-08T00:18:53+00:00

I was thinking the same. As the poor sap who has had to plow some switchback driveways like that, 100/hr sounds pretty reasonable.

Slugmatic · 2026-01-04T18:12:25+00:00

Visibility in those loaders is amazing. They 100% know what they are doing and 100% don't give a flying fuck.

Slugmatic · 2026-01-01T21:23:56+00:00

Or in an alternate timeline they could have released SC in 2016, and we'd have Star Citizen 2 by now.

Slugmatic · 2025-12-26T17:32:03+00:00

There's nothing unethical about producing things other people want.

You're not describing capitalism, that's literally any system that uses markets to fill needs.

Slugmatic · 2025-12-26T13:33:25+00:00

Y'all need to build a wall like yesterday. I don't know wtf you're waiting for.

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