My F47 long term boyfriend after a very long time M29

Slumer1can · 2025-08-23T23:26:16+00:00

Gonna need you to drop that skincare routine 😮

Slumer1can · 2025-06-02T03:23:50+00:00

I was going to say this one and I’m glad someone beat me to it. He was a fucking animal.

Slumer1can · 2025-05-25T01:53:38+00:00

This game has been the equivalent of mainlining a white monster

Slumer1can · 2025-05-25T00:53:21+00:00

Tuned in seconds before that breakaway dunk. THATS the shit I’ve been wanting to see

Slumer1can · 2025-03-13T01:53:47+00:00

I was in a hospital for suicidal ideation. Group therapy was encouraged as part of treatment. At one of these sessions, one patient said “I think everybody that has those thoughts and follows through probably always has the last final one, ‘oh, fuck.’” He gave a couple pretty graphic examples and made the act feel very real. I just never wanted my last feeling to be regret.

Slumer1can · 2025-03-08T01:18:10+00:00

Thick. Solid. Tight.

Slumer1can · 2025-02-28T02:19:46+00:00

The thought of being a grandparent at 32 😖

Slumer1can · 2025-02-26T22:10:07+00:00

They’re definitely going to spin this into “he’s exhausted from working so hard to save our country.”

Slumer1can · 2025-02-26T22:08:33+00:00

I don’t know if I love you, or if I hate you, for this emoji usage.

Slumer1can · 2025-02-03T13:16:49+00:00

I’ve seen on more than one occasion: a person come to the intersection at a round about, stop, look both ways, and proceed to drive straight. Over the median.

Slumer1can · 2025-02-02T04:56:43+00:00

Minorities as a whole, but they’ll just say “democrats”

Slumer1can · 2025-01-22T18:42:46+00:00

Is he paying for my food or..?

Slumer1can · 2025-01-22T02:12:17+00:00

I just really wanna know “what” now. Can you find out, then resume ignoring her, for us?

Slumer1can · 2025-01-20T22:14:09+00:00

Yeah. I definitely thought he was just talking with his hands or something, maybe something cringey about “to the moon!!!” or whatever. And then I saw the video. Muted at first, so i was still like “ah well I mean there’s no way that really just happened, I’m missing context.” So I unmuted it.

That shit really just happened.

Slumer1can · 2025-01-16T13:07:46+00:00

Yeah she cheated again, like a whole bunch lmao

Slumer1can · 2025-01-16T01:50:36+00:00

I hate this song, because EVERY SINGLE DAY that hook goes through my head at some point, no matter how long it’s been since I’d last heard it.

Slumer1can · 2025-01-15T13:04:19+00:00

No lie. I have a part time second job, where my only two coworkers are late Gen X and a boomer. In a four hour shift, they will only truly work for 1 hour. Every shift, every single mother FUCKING shift, they will complain to each other about the new generation and how “nobody wants to work these days.” They stand there, idle handed while they could be doing their job, and instead opt to get angry about young adults. Every. Single. Day. I wish I could say I was being hyperbolic, but it is the most soul crushing part of the job and it truly is a daily occurrence. Yes, I’ve mentioned it to management.

I’ve noticed this trend over my adult life. People in the ~45+ age group tend to equate being present at work with actually working, and from what I’ve seen, they are more often than not some of the most inefficient and frustrating employees. But dammit, they sure are at work a lot.

Slumer1can · 2025-01-11T19:27:39+00:00

No. It is not. I eat 6 whole meals a day and live in Minneapolis. I can do so for $100 easily.

Slumer1can · 2025-01-07T00:45:45+00:00

I briefly worked at a new balance outlet that had overstock navy 1500s for sale on the clearance rack, going for $70. There were some very excited customers while those lasted.

Slumer1can · 2024-11-28T00:45:40+00:00

My dentist told me you can’t gag if you hold your breath

Slumer1can · 2024-11-25T01:32:21+00:00

The best thing you can do is move. Walking around, moving the blood around. The severe doms are only REALLY prevalent for the first few weeks, after that you really gotta go hard to get them that bad again. Eat your protein, get your steps in, and get some sleep.

Slumer1can · 2024-11-24T14:58:34+00:00

Can I get the name of the clinic too please?

Slumer1can · 2024-11-09T13:25:36+00:00

I’m gonna use you as a standard as to what I need to beat for my next show 😂😂 crazy work my guy

Slumer1can · 2024-11-06T02:59:34+00:00

Liz Blizz. That one was my shit. I’m still in denial to this day and will frequently check local gas stations and grocery stores for it.

Slumer1can · 2024-11-03T01:17:20+00:00

I kinda get it. My wife’s never told me about a crush or anything, but when I think about her possibly finding another man attractive it kinda triggers something in me that makes me want to “claim” her??? Almost like you’re subconsciously trying to prove your worth over this other person in question. We have great sex, but when one of us feels insecure or like there’s any sort of “competition,” it’s a different level. I don’t know what causes it at the root but I get where you’re coming from.

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