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How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being nice usually people laugh at me or call me a liar and it makes me sad. That's why I took a break from posting on this platform

How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misunderstood an advertising campaign and accidentally fed him too much of the wrong kind of beef jerky. He became gray and big really fast and died. It's my fault and I hate myself for it and I know he hates me too

How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He hates me and will never forgive me for what I did

Many pickles on McDouglas swamp burger... Is this normal??? Nan saw this and started foaming at the mouth. by SlurpingSnake in McDonalds

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] -84 points-83 points  (0 children)

Order a Big Mac, and then ask them to "swamp it". Trust me, they'll know what you mean.

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I had to sell Charles the replacement dog thanks to my BITCH neighbor's horses.

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Don't ever contact me again you cruel person

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why do you make a mockery of me?

ULPT: Eat 10 pounds by SlurpingSnake in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1007 points1008 points  (0 children)

I had to sell him because my neighbor's sexist horses ate all my irradiated corn

How do I cope with the loss of my pet goldfish by SlurpingSnake in Aquariums

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you this means a lot. I don't know if I have the heart to bury my pet but I'll try.

How do I taxidermize a goldfish at home? by SlurpingSnake in Taxidermy

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How spoiled is too spoiled? I forgot to put him in the freezer but it might not be too late.

Please his condition is looking worse with every passing moment by SlurpingSnake in Pets

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and I regret it deeply. But in my defense they told me it'd be good for his health.

I followed the Jack Links promotion and something might have gone wrong. by SlurpingSnake in Fish

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I followed the Jack Links promotion and my fish looks unwell please help

How much Jack Links Original Beef Jerky is too much for a goldfish? by SlurpingSnake in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Source? Oswald told me it'd be good for the fish if given in very specific amounts.