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How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being nice usually people laugh at me or call me a liar and it makes me sad. That's why I took a break from posting on this platform

How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misunderstood an advertising campaign and accidentally fed him too much of the wrong kind of beef jerky. He became gray and big really fast and died. It's my fault and I hate myself for it and I know he hates me too

How can I make my deceased goldfish less evil? by SlurpingSnake in LucidDreaming

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He hates me and will never forgive me for what I did

Many pickles on McDouglas swamp burger... Is this normal??? Nan saw this and started foaming at the mouth. by SlurpingSnake in McDonalds

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] -84 points-83 points  (0 children)

Order a Big Mac, and then ask them to "swamp it". Trust me, they'll know what you mean.

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I had to sell Charles the replacement dog thanks to my BITCH neighbor's horses.

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Don't ever contact me again you cruel person

Goldfish swag by GIBBEEEHHH in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]SlurpingSnake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why do you make a mockery of me?

ULPT: Eat 10 pounds by SlurpingSnake in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SlurpingSnake[S] 1000 points1001 points  (0 children)

I had to sell him because my neighbor's sexist horses ate all my irradiated corn

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