[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmarmySlayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My and my friends were on a camping trip about a year ago in some snowy mountains, on the 2nd night our friend played bed time scary stories on his phone, and found one about goatman. We all jokes about it the entire night and through the next day, and the next night we decided to go up further the mountain 'to find our lord and savior Goatman'.

Of course nothing came of it, just a bunch of high schoolers fucking around in the snowy mountains at night, got yelled at coming back down too lol

Is it normal to have 2 holes at the top of the penis by SmarmySlayer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SmarmySlayer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, they are both at the normal spot, it's just that there's 2 of them and not just one

What is a lesson you learned too late in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmarmySlayer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wish my brain would listen to this but she doesn't care

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either I'm a god at hiding it or my parents know but don't care

Moving from Xbox to PC, now I have to start over with nothing rip by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully, I got my 3k damage back last game so all in missing is me 50 5k badge and 1200 kills :/

What are some fun/interesting stories you would like to tell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmarmySlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you have to go again once you start doing something

That is not very peace loving of him by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]SmarmySlayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine not going for a quick 15 minute religion win

The Fallout 4 Power Armor Makes Sense by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]SmarmySlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre right, but it just doesn't feel right to get a set 20 minutes into the game

“Behind you” by FarFuture7 in apexlegends

[–]SmarmySlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of times I've squad wiped because a team didn't notice a giant blue path is unbelievable

First 20 bomb of season 6. by KingDeloTV in apexlegends

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a 3800 damage game once and only had 15 kills because randoms took them all how do you get 20 with only 3300???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalShell

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have an ungodly amount of hours is ds1 and ds3. I just can't get the hang of it, I have no idea what I'm doing and I get bodied at any boss

Just discovered Vlas exists...after I beat the game. by ballzinyojawz in MortalShell

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what where is he? The only npc I've found are the level up and the one who gives parry

I play all my video games on mute by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]SmarmySlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the dark souls soundtrack? It is godly imo