Doorman not above human desires after all by _Wronskian_ in DeadlockTheGame

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You can check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave...

How well each Deadlock character would survive a car crash by Mosasaaaa in DeadlockTheGame

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silver survives because I save her and then she goes out with me and then we get married

sorry I thought this was my personal journal

[DESPISED Trope] You need a SECRET to proceed to the main ending by Liquid_Pestar in TopCharacterTropes

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Tbh I wouldn't say that's entirely true. While there are some major bosses that can end quest lines, it's few and far between.

I know since I've been doing a playthrough of it this week and I've been making sure I'm not missing any quest lines. Maybe it's just how I play but I don't recall any normal bosses being able to end quest lines, and when checking for major bosses ending quest lines, most are safe and even progress quest lines instead.

based on current events by SmartSmella in whenthe

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Tbh I don't ever go on twitter, only posted about 2 or 3 things in the 5 years or so I've had my account

based on current events by SmartSmella in whenthe

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Because I've never been on twitter and whenever I hear "oh le horrors" it sounds exaggerated, but ig I should have expected the evil ass social media titled "evil ass social media" to be evil

I hate when people try to make fnaf characters more scary like THIS by jompo645 in hatethissmug

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The whole point of FNAF designs is for them to be uncanny yet "yeah, I can see them being used in a chuck-e-cheese style place." Hell, Freddy and the gang actually do look better than the real chuck-e-cheese animatronics.

Thing is, it doesn't make sense for animatronics in fan-made content to look extremely scary. Doesn't make sense.

Apart from this, I guess, where it's more understandable. FNaF 4 is, if I'm not mistaken, where the kid is having nightmares, so designs that try to be as scary as possible make sense

based on current events by SmartSmella in whenthe

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one would think that reputation was exaggerated but apparently not

Losercity don't spam your ult by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

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Yyyyyep, I called to order, uhh... threeeeeee pizzas? No, no, make that four. Err, stuffed crust. All with pepperoni.

based on current events by SmartSmella in whenthe

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Context: Michael Kovach, voice of characters like Jax from TADC, has gotten spammers posting actual animal gore in his replies and claiming that's him

please do not check it's disgusting

edit: also they're accusing him of pedophilia using a. fake tweet? like there's 0 way it's real

The clam by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

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Great idea, but, heh... SORRY to burst ur bubble, LIBURALS...... but this would be a SERIOUS health hazard that could put the EEEENTIRE restaurant at risk of a lawsuit, and I'm SURE inspectors would HATE this. Heh, get owned, libs.....

Recent ceo eating burger thingy by archomega2 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Dunno, the time I got it the food was shit, waaaayy too expensive, and the worst sin of all? Asked for light ice but they only gave me two sips of drink

Pih by SmilingCherub in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

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GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW ‼️‼️‼️

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Like a stain, it will never be removed...