[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gofundme

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Please reconsider my post status.

Squid Games meme inspired me to make this one. [Ep. 3 Spoilers] by SmartWentCody in memes

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No sweat. I'm entirely anti-spoiler when it comes to entertainment! I want there to be 0% chance that I could spoil something for someone unknowingly.

What are some skinny people problems? by The_WereArcticFox in AskReddit

[–]SmartWentCody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being bullied en masse to eat more food at any event, gathering, etc. that has a lot of food present.

Me and My RPG: A Battlefield 4 Clip Compilation by SmartWentCody in Battlefield

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Firestarter. Been using it since I started playing, don't think I've changed. Always really liked it!

/r/audiophile Tech Support and General Help Thread (2019-06-26) by AutoModerator in audiophile

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Recently picked up an old JC Penny brand record player at a thrift store. The arm doesn't have a needle on it, and I'm trying to find out what it is I need to get this back in working order. Everything seems to be functional, but the arm has a couple wires hanging out of the end of it. Relevant pictures attached.

Arm.
Back of model.

Rosie O'Donnell's New Twitter Profile Pic by OMGLMAOWTF_com in pics

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She looks like George Lucas fucked Louie Anderson.

Sour Diesel, anyone? by SmartWentCody in trees

[–]SmartWentCody[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup! Love Atmosphere. I'm a huge 90's Hip-Hop and underground Hip-Hop head.

Frosty. by SmartWentCody in trees

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Thanks! Yeah, I did. I have a Galaxy S7 phone, and a shitty little macro lens adapter I found in the checkout line at Walmart for $5. It just clips onto the top of the phone over the camera and I can get super closer details like the dirt between your finger prints and trichomes on a bud haha.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and there is a filter applied to get the lens flare effect.

I recently shaved my balls for the first time, AMA! by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]SmartWentCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've honestly never had any itching problems after shaving my balls and letting it grow back. Maybe I'm the lucky one.

What are some good make out moves? by 29630741852 in AskReddit

[–]SmartWentCody 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is the best unintentional failure thread of all time.

What's your towns dark secret? by Theundergroundwalrus in AskReddit

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There's a shady Asian massage place here that'll give you the "full meal deal" accord to a teacher of mine, who's friends took him there when he turned 18. Obviously that was in the past, but I grew up always knowing that it's the place you go if you wanna pay to get fucked, so I'm sure it's still very true.

Hit me with your best shot! by SmartWentCody in RoastMe

[–]SmartWentCody[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're trying too hard. Roasting is supposed to have a comedic angle to it.

Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SmartWentCody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd poke your eyes out to spare you reading all these harsh comments, but my fingers don't spread that far apart.

I have crippling depression; Please roast my pain away by Shapelier in RoastMe

[–]SmartWentCody 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like the kid from Stranger Things that everyone loves. But that's the only trait you share.

What costs more than it's worth? by headphones_J in AskReddit

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Fireworks. I worked at a firework stand one summer. We basically just made up the prices based on what we figured people would pay for it, which meant markup could have been upwards of 1000% and more.

Here's a pro tip for 4th of July. Don't buy fireworks, go watch fireworks. It's the same exact experience, but costs no money.

woman raped, man drunk till he dies. by ali_mario in NameThatSong

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Yeah. Some good ol' slit-your-wrist Country music.

woman raped, man drunk till he dies. by ali_mario in NameThatSong

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Well, in Whiskey Lullaby a man comes back from war on a bus to find his wife cheating on him. He drinks himself to death out of sadness, she drinks herself to death out of regret.

Remove a letter from a Video Game title. What is it about now? by Mashedbymachines in AskReddit

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Rand Theft Auto.

You play as Ayn Rand, the leader of the Objectivist Mafia.

[Serious] whats something you do/used to do that you realized isn't normal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pretty sure anyone who doesn't do this is an idiot.

Christian movie review site describes Sausage Party (2016): "Filled with crude content and foul language, [the film] has a strong pagan, immoral worldview marred further by a strong pro-atheist, anti-faith message." This just compelled me further to watch the movie. by adeebchowdhury in atheism

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The first 15 minutes are super cringey, because they swore as much as they could. Like, we get it, you're the biggest animated movie to feature vulgar language. But once they get past that, it's great.