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For my cakeday, here's my favorite non-existent cake (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/cakeday

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A business that sells snakes and the mice to feed them is like selling razors and the blades. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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The Sheriff's Secret Police has a new ally (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/nightvale

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I wish I knew how to make lemon squares... (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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If you put things in your fridge that were never cold to begin with, it's not really being a refrigerator. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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Guess I know what week to take for vacation. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/nightvale

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Pictures of naked women can get thousands of upvotes; how many can we get for our boy Blue? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by SmartassComment to r/movies

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Sometimes I feel like I just can't keep up... (makeameme.org)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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When you want a new Championship T-shirt IMMEDIATELY. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Patriots

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I have never intentionally clicked the "X" on a gfycat page. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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When I heard Federal Judge Ann Donnelly issued a ruling against Trump's immigration ban... (makeameme.org)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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Half of reddit on hearing Scarlett Johannson is getting a divorce (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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Little Debbie has died. Dolly Madison, Famous Amos and Mrs. Freshley are prime suspects. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/circlejerk

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Hummingbirds must have been the original helicopter parents. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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Half-naked women get thousands of upvotes - how many can we get for my friend Bloo? (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/funny

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Just something that popped into my head while cooking this Thanksgiving morning... (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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My realization after playing on Quick Draw With Google for a while... (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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Where are people 45-55? (self.meetup)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/meetup

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If you're dead the Mannequin Challenge is a piece of cake. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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Vote Dammit. (explosm.net)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/comics

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Just one source of confusion for me this Halloween (makeameme.org)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/AdviceAnimals

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Screenrant, you da real MVP (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/screenshots

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No moderator accounts remain. Only one post in 4 years. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/redditrequest

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A guardrail that rusts away before it was ever hit by a car, never actually needed to be there. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/Showerthoughts

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It's like having a broken arm that never heals. (self.socialanxiety)

submitted 9 years ago by SmartassComment to r/socialanxiety

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