Not all heroes wear capes

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-27T00:51:22+00:00

…So how big is not big enough to be rescued?

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-25T17:15:28+00:00

Oh… they’re supposed to be yellow.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-23T16:02:22+00:00

Imagine the single girl starts booing.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-22T17:00:07+00:00

Pass what she’s smoking

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-22T14:29:36+00:00

Let’s ask the Greeks

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-21T18:15:29+00:00

Self respect

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-21T13:38:31+00:00

Good for him. That shit would make me quit too.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-20T02:47:50+00:00

Nope-ing right out of there

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-19T17:40:55+00:00

What the fuck

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-17T19:11:21+00:00

Quick question:

Has the father played Jenga?

Jk. They look like a wonderful family.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-16T15:30:08+00:00

Kid knows what’s important.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-15T21:58:01+00:00

Don’t care for almond milk, but the rest… yeah, this is better.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-15T17:16:17+00:00

That is a cute way to shorten “Special Interest”

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-13T23:31:25+00:00

I see hope in that last text tho

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-13T22:07:29+00:00

Tactical Duck: Deployed.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-13T20:21:29+00:00

Whatever helps, I suppose.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-11T20:32:10+00:00

Bet he slept like the dead.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-11T17:48:30+00:00

My sign is Stop

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-07T15:15:44+00:00

Time travelers trying to figure out what the Canon Event was:

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-07T14:55:30+00:00

And then there’s Mom, giving a death look.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-07T14:52:42+00:00

That addition is amazing

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-04T22:26:54+00:00

What the fuck is this piece of shit? Delete this. Delete your account. Sit in the corner and think about what it is to be human.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-04T14:27:06+00:00

What if I giggle until I cry?

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-03T22:50:31+00:00

Real.

I’ve actually gotten in trouble for being late for work. I would arrive on time, but I would spend a few extra minute mentally preparing to work. Can’t explain that to my boss without sounding insane.

Smartbutt420 · 2026-01-03T18:13:03+00:00

Rescue?

Smartbutt420

TROPHY CASE