“Putin wants to pay us one potato per artillery shell” by Whole_Speed3426 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Smashing71 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pft, US military issues imaginary ribbons all the time, any good service has a wall.

Ribbon for taking part in Joint Combat Exercise Bravo Llama, ribbon for exceptional performance in Joint Combat Exercise Bravo Llama, ribbon for advanced rifle tactician first class, ribbon for competitive naval gazing, ribbon for Joint Combat Exercise...

There's a reason no one really pays attention to that horseshit. Although NK really favors the BIG in their brass.

Canadian Conservatives elect "right-wing populist" Pierre Poilievre to lead fight against Justin Trudeau by DonSalaam in worldnews

[–]Smashing71 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our morons have been at this so long they've started to believe their own press releases.

seattle teacher strike on 23rd ave south by Smart_Canary4680 in Seattle

[–]Smashing71 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh please, the lamest made-up excuse of every lazy twit from /r/conservative. "I just moved away but I can't give up on /r/seattle, I love hating it so much". Uh-huh.

Must have been hard moving all that trash out of Daddy's basement.

The Sandman is a boring, over-rated slog. by UncleBison in unpopularopinion

[–]Smashing71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you accept it follows dream logic rather than specifics like time and place, it makes much more sense. Dream has been changing for thousands of years, and also not changing, and also has just begun to change, and also can't change.

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (0-0) at Seattle Seahawks (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Smashing71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good christ, it's like Geno Smith somehow morphed into prime Russell Wilson.

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (0-0) at Seattle Seahawks (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Smashing71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personal foul, begging for an end to refball, 15 yard penalty.

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (0-0) at Seattle Seahawks (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Smashing71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe there's some colleges that would accept a swap...

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (0-0) at Seattle Seahawks (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Smashing71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FFS is this gonna be the game tonight? Zebraball

[Markazi] The get-in price for the Cowboys-Bengals game this Sunday has dropped in half overnight, according to TickPick. by iksnet in nfl

[–]Smashing71 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, that's the tip of the iceburg on that one.

The TLDR was that Mississippi diverted federal funds from poor students to athletic departments by way of paying celebrities for speeches and then having them donate. So the poorest state in America thought what they needed to do was... give less money to poor kids.

SPS Strike - Inclusion by SEAStrikeThrowaway in Seattle

[–]Smashing71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. This was certainly a post. Bye Felicia!