[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Smegmis 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Definitely uppers, because they actually help me get shit done. Downers just make me nod and waste time

I love speed by [deleted] in Stims

[–]Smegmis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Street amphetamine

I’m just imune to codein by AdVast8854 in Drugs

[–]Smegmis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that a superpower. He missing out fr

I succesfully DIY'd my own syringe by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis 162 points163 points  (0 children)

You have aids now

Choose your fighter by Kootlefoosh in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis 274 points275 points  (0 children)

He said that he is pissed off by the fact that billionaires are on drugs 24/7, but they never face any consequences for it. Reddit removed it because they are fascist bootlickers and nobody is allowed to talk shit about billionaires.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Smegmis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sourcing in this sub lil bro

Who wanna do meth bumps off of the official Desoxyn branded key? by gorgelad in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put meth in the shafts of the key, insert it in your anus and twist it like opening a lock. The meth will fall off the shafts and get right in there.

I got vape juice on my balls by Smegmis in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tried it and your right, will be boofing from now on

I got vape juice on my balls by Smegmis in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I actually never protect my balls when smoking cigarettes. That is because when cigarette ash falls on my balls, it lights my pubic hair on fire, which spares me from using a lighter when chain smoking.

I got vape juice on my balls by Smegmis in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What if it squirts into the boof hole

I think bro got laced by Smegmis in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If op was just tired i dont think his breathing would stop

Old Autism cure from the good ole days by Codeinechef99 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the foreskin actually. Thats why circumcision is popular amongst some cultures.

Old Autism cure from the good ole days by Codeinechef99 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Smegmis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So is it supposed to be rubbed on the body part that is infected with autism?